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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-09-18 11:31 am

imagine... if you will...

Picture this:

A woman in purple pants, and a black t-shirt with 'toasterbait' on the fton and an evil toaster (it has red eyes of eeevil) sketched out in silver on the back is changing the tire on a little red Saturn.

Do you:
A. Stop and offer assistance.
B. Drive on.
C. Pretend they don't exist.

Most people choose B and C, of course. But, contrary to the racists of America, the first person to stop and offer help was a young, african-american man. The second was an older, caucasian man--in a street work truck, with lots of shiny lights.

Neither, were, in fact, required.

Now, add in that it was 2 in the morning, on northbound 94 just outside of downtown Chicago.

Timey and I are back from A.j.'s housewarming party, and both fine. Moya, otoh, is now driving with her donut. And can I note that the tire I took off was really blown? Cracks all over the sides, and the entire rim was falling off.

I cannot, however, enthuse enough about how fabulous Saturns are. Even with the tire going boom, the car NEVER was difficult to handle, or fish-tailed. I got off the road very easily. This just adds to my theory that Saturns are just the best fucking cars ever.

This is the second time I've had to change a tire after midnight, too. Sigh. It's obviously going to become a habit.

Had fun at A.j.'s. Did not get drunk.

Although my headache is back. Sigh.

I'm actually glad the tire blew at night, as I don't want to contemplate how busy fucking 94 is during the day. And we were definitely more visible at night.

For some reason, my automatic assumption is: engine trouble. This is very sad.

god. I think I need coffee. And cake.

[identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com 2005-09-18 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
She was dressed like me. I'd have been compelled to at least ask if I could call someone on my cell for her.

[identity profile] dreagoddess.livejournal.com 2005-09-18 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*scritches* Glad there were no more problems than necessary. Stay safe, you two.

[identity profile] rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com 2005-09-18 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A roommate and I in college were driving her Saturn station wagon from Pittsfield, MA back to Great Barrington on a winter evening. There were high snowdrifts on the sides of the roads but fresh snow wasn't really sticking that night, and we spun out and into a snowdrift while going over one of those four-leaf-clover onramps. This was due to her still being unfamiliar with how to use antilock brakes in the snow, but really, it was a very . . . controlled spin. Very gentle fishtailing, and then maybe one rotation that took us off the road and into the drift.

Which is all just to say that I'm glad the car handled well even with the blowout, and that you two (and Moya) are okay.

[identity profile] quietdarkness.livejournal.com 2005-09-18 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Saturns DO kick ass. I own the large station wagon (in PURPLE!, with a $500 stereo system!), my husband owns the regular sedan. They get great gas mileage, too. I love our Saturns.

[identity profile] darqstar.livejournal.com 2005-09-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
This just adds to my theory that Saturns are just the best fucking cars ever.

*Sigh* Wish I could say the same, but my 95 Saturn... I never paid so much for a car and had it last so little time.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2005-09-19 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
GAH. *frets*

Glad you're both okay. *cuddles*