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Someone please tell me that the fic "Sam and Jack's Journey Together" is written by a troll. Please?

sigh.

I mean, fucking hell, reading Rob Liefeld is less painful!

Speaking of X-Force (not that I really was), I just read the annual from 1993. It's... Not bad? It's not completely fabulous, but you can tell there was destined to be greatness coming from Fabian Nicieza. His wit shifts and mingles with what HAS to be some leftover Liefeld plot/idea. Although Fabian is *quite* idealistic towards the end. I winced.

And Cable! OMFG! Cable said, "I AM the product of a bad decision on someone's part." Nate! Inferiority complex much? Daddy not hug you enough as a child?

Oh, wait. That's right. Daddy sent you to the future to cure you of a techno-organic virus implanted in you by Apocalypse, and you were raised by Daddy and his second wife pretending not to be themselves until they abandoned you at about, what, 14? And *then* you got hooked up with that Askani Sisterhood and they brain-washed you into believing a whole Chosen One routine.

And now, of course, you've come back and stopped Apocalypse (and got Daddy fucked over in the process) from ever happening, and thus, have NO LIFE. And surrogate Mommy is dead, and your little Sis thinks you're a punk. Even though you used to have a Psi-bond to her.

...I'll stop now.

*pats Nate* Poor boy. Have a cookie. Failing that, GO FUCK DOMINO. She's not always happy to see you, but at least she kinda likes you.

You big idiot.

Crossover: BSG/X-Men comics: Yesterday of Freedom

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: Fairly kidsafe. A bit of violence. Character death. Sturm. Drang.
Fandoms: X-Men comicbooks/Battlestar Galactica
Spoilers: Er. Mainly for Dark Phoenix Saga, and the BG mini-series.
Summary: She is fire and life incarnate, and no one can take that away.
Notes: Wow. Um. Was joking... about something, and made the joke that became this fic. OMG. More notes at end. Title's from Katy Rose's 'Lemon'.

Yesterday of Freedom
by ALC Punk!
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Dude, I've just been solicited for, uh... http://www.theworldofmyth.com/

Anyone know what the frak this is? (Timey was, too, but she'll never get it, since that email is ded)...

(no subject)

Hey, everyone. I am looking for a fic where I believe that Sam is put
in charge of sg-1. All I remeber is that she believes that she is at
a "higher" rank than Daniel is, but Jack tell's her that she's not,
and that Daniel out-ranks him. Does this sound familar to anyone? I
really appreciate the help.

...no, but from your description, it sounds really wanky.

Dude. There's a Deluge of Delaney on the list. Sigh.

Things I have learned today.

1. Dental pain? Not so much fun.
2. Badfic authors in concert are not wankier than idiotic shippers.
3. There are men and there are women. And never the twain shall meet.
4. Swishing water around my tooth is a far more effective pain reliever than orajel. (seriously. I don't know how this works, but it does... o.O)
5. I am a snarky bitch.
6. Thank the gods.
7. I have great powers of stamina, and can follow a discussion just to copy all of it down. Even though my head is killing me.
8. Not even 3 aspirin is enough to kill pain completely.
9. Rubber chickens are amusing.