SCAM: SG-1. Pointless fluff (omg is it fluffy)

Disclaimer: Not mine. Set: Future season, only vague season 8 spoilers.
Rating: sigh. No sex. One or two bad words.
Pairing: Sam/Jack.
Notes: Just... was joking with Jara at some point, and said I should write this, and she agreed. So I did. Now, if only the post-Evolution smut would behave itself.

Unlucky Memory
by ALC Punk!
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Ah, SG-1, you bring all the wank to the yard.

Seriously, folks. I don't care which side of the shipper divide you're on. 0 to wank in .6 seconds. Gotta be a new record.

*cackles*

Note to self: yelling Hitler in the middle of a debate makes you lose it.

However. It's still amusing.

ugh

I hate dirty dishes.

*shudders*

All that slime.

Ugh.

I suspect this has something to do with ingrained moral values.

(See, now my brain wonders if seminal fluid is just as gross-feeling as, say, day-old gook in the kitchen sink)

Hrm.