head.. hurts...

Mary Sues make my head hurt. Really, truly, make my head. RP-catering to them makes my head hurt worse.

And I thought the teen twits who come in and pretend not to be gay were bad.

ficrec

This is painful and beautiful, and twisty, and makes my head hurt, but people should read it: http://www.livejournal.com/users/evangeline1138/17472.html

Er, in a good way. SG-1.

....phrases that make no sense.

There's a summary on ff'net. It includes the phrase 'accidental slash'.

...

How the fuck do you get accidental slash? Does Jack slip on a banana peel, and -- whoops, his dick is in Daniel's mouth?

Seriously, folks. This has bugged me for some time.

In other news, our Wanky little plagiarizer has said goodbye to everyone. Let us mingle our tears and our prayers for her soul. To burn in hell.

Although, I'm still amused that people think she's (at least count) Shannon, B. Cavis, Kellifer, DexF (who is MALE), and Dyce. (she swiped a Dyce poem. That's really irritating, people. Like, grounds for nailing her to a cross.)

Hrm. Does this mean little 'General' Susie has won a CBFFA?

..Hunter S Thompson is dead...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050221/ap_en_ot/obit_thompson&e=1&ncid=

Sigh. I need some alcohol, hookers, and maybe some lsd.