I have cappuccino...

*pause* *shakes*

Okay, I *had* cappuccino. I have drunk it all. *v.v.sad*

John Crichton? Evil evil man.

Although, with this one, I think I may reclaim my status as Crossover Queen (no porn... I don't think. Although...). Or maybe not. Depends.

I believe there is spaghetti for lunch.

hrm

I wonder how many mementos members of the SGC have left behind on planets where missions have gone wrong... It must be to the point where no one takes anything they don't want to lose.

(now there's the real first mission speech)

"Before you step through that wormhole, make sure that anything you don't want to lose stays here."

*bewildered looks*

"Thanks to SG-1, we know how easy it is to get chased back to the gate. If you value an article of clothing or a book or a picture more than your team-mate's lives, you *will* be held accountable."

*massturning out of pockets and shiny things from packs*

"Thank you." *Genial!Hammond Smile #4* "Good luck, people."

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In other news, I still haven't decided where Jack is. But I know where Teal'c and Jonas are.