The dreams one has....

So, apparently, quite a bit of the core command staff from Atlantis (and SG-1) were staying the night in our apartment. For some reason, Beckett/McKay ended up in my bed (after I'd gotten up to take a shower), and when I was in the kitchen, Shai streaked them (for reference, Shai's room connects only to mine, so she has to go through it to get anywhere in the apartment. Like the bathroom...). Which pissed McKay off later, because he slept through it (Shep kept mocking him with "It's not like you'd've done anything anyway, Rod.").

Sparky had claimed Timey's bed, and I was informed by Timey there would be no porn. I pointed out that since they were here in real life *I* had no control over the porn factor. Lizzie promised only cuddling, Shep tried to be cute and got whapped upside the head for his pains.

While I was making breakfast (pancakes), Sam and Jack wandered in from the living room. He was bitching about how two people didn't fit on the couch...

"Well, Jack, if you hadn't insisted, there would have been only YOU on the couch."
"But you would have been cold, Carter."

*eyeroll from me* Sam then asked if she could help with breakfast. I let her turn the coffee maker on.

And then I woke up.

circles in the sand, round and round...

I'm... so tempted to write Jack/Daniel as the snarky snippy bitches I know they both are...

Random things my brain has coughed up:

I read 'stopped taking expired coupons' as 'expired condoms'

Dude. Avril's 'My Happy Ending' = Michelle Branch's "Everywhere To Me", musically. (I have one stanza melt into the other... hrm.)

...aaand, Shai calls to inform me that she's shacking up with Tanner, and we shouldn't wait up....

ok, so the last was the waking dream I had whilst typing a comment card... (but, still, go, Shai)

notsupposedtobe

10 second slash

"Jack."
"Daniel."
"Jack."
"Daniel."
"JACK."
"Daniel."
And then they done sex.

the end.