"Come here." "You're making fun of me." "Look. Taking off my clothes now. Come here." "Grodin's set up a video camera somewhere in this room, hasn't he?" "Rodney, get your geeky ass over here." "You're not gonna respect me in the morning." "And that would be a change from now?" "C'mon, whose idea was this... mmmmph!"
SHEPPARD: "What's it feel like?" FORD: "Hurts like hell sir...Woohoo!!"
*
The Dance
O'NEILL: "Hey, don't touch anything." SHEPPARD: "Yes, sir." "I said don't touch anything." "I... just sat down." "It's a lot bigger than that. Now if you can't give me a yes by the time we reach McMurdo, I don't even want you."
* OMG THEY DO SEX
O'NEILL: "Keep my ass from being blown out of the sky." SHEPPARD: "I can't see it." O'NEILL: "Pull up! Pull up!" SHEPPARD: "I kinda like it here." O'NEILL: "You like it here?" SHEPPARD: "Yes sir. Be there in about 10 minutes, Sir."
* OMG THEY DONE SEX!
SHEPPARD: "Well that's pretty succinct." O'NEILL: "Thank you." SHEPPARD: "That was different." O'NEILL: "For me, not so much."
* Epilogue Daniel : "Jack It's not too late for me to..." Jack: "No." "I...could just grab my notes." "No."
Sequel
"OH!"
"oh!"
"OH!"
"oh!"
"Oh...."
And then they were done with sex.
the end.
(No didn't accidentally post that as Eva at all....)
Re: Sequel
Awww...
OR...just add exclamation marks to Lyssie's
"Jack!"
"Daniel!"
"Jack!!!"
"Daniel!!!"
"JACK!!!1!11!!"
"DANIEL1!!1!1!!"
And then they were done with sex.
the end.
*snorts*
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Not."
"Too."
"Not."
"Too."
"Lizzie."
"Don't call me that!"
And then they done sex.
no subject
"Come here."
"You're making fun of me."
"Look. Taking off my clothes now. Come here."
"Grodin's set up a video camera somewhere in this room, hasn't he?"
"Rodney, get your geeky ass over here."
"You're not gonna respect me in the morning."
"And that would be a change from now?"
"C'mon, whose idea was this... mmmmph!"
no subject
And it's canon 'cause ALL OF IT WAS in the episode though cut/pastede on yay!1!
Prologue
SHEPPARD: "What's it feel like?"
FORD: "Hurts like hell sir...Woohoo!!"
*
The Dance
O'NEILL: "Hey, don't touch anything."
SHEPPARD: "Yes, sir."
"I said don't touch anything."
"I... just sat down."
"It's a lot bigger than that. Now if you can't give me a yes by the time we reach McMurdo, I don't even want you."
*
OMG THEY DO SEX
O'NEILL: "Keep my ass from being blown out of the sky."
SHEPPARD: "I can't see it."
O'NEILL: "Pull up! Pull up!"
SHEPPARD: "I kinda like it here."
O'NEILL: "You like it here?"
SHEPPARD: "Yes sir. Be there in about 10 minutes, Sir."
*
OMG THEY DONE SEX!
SHEPPARD: "Well that's pretty succinct."
O'NEILL: "Thank you."
SHEPPARD: "That was different."
O'NEILL: "For me, not so much."
*
Epilogue
Daniel : "Jack It's not too late for me to..."
Jack: "No."
"I...could just grab my notes."
"No."
no subject
"We can't!"
"We mustn't!"
"We mustn't!"
"We shouldn't!"
"We shouldn't!"
"Oh, just get on with it!"
And then they were done having sex.
(fic I have time to read)++