lyssie: (aliensexfiend Jool)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2004-08-05 02:50 pm
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notsupposedtobe

10 second slash

"Jack."
"Daniel."
"Jack."
"Daniel."
"JACK."
"Daniel."
And then they done sex.

the end.

Sequel

[identity profile] ravenevermore.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"oh!"
"OH!"
"oh!"
"OH!"
"oh!"
"Oh...."
And then they were done with sex.

the end.

(No didn't accidentally post that as Eva at all....)
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Re: Sequel

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers madly*

Awww...

OR...just add exclamation marks to Lyssie's

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
10 second slash

"Jack!"
"Daniel!"
"Jack!!!"
"Daniel!!!"
"JACK!!!1!11!!"
"DANIEL1!!1!1!!"
And then they were done with sex.

the end.
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*snorts*

[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten second Sparky

"Am not."
"Are too."
"Not."
"Too."
"Not."
"Too."
"Lizzie."
"Don't call me that!"
And then they done sex.

[identity profile] cheekygal.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
10 second McKay/Weir

"Come here."
"You're making fun of me."
"Look. Taking off my clothes now. Come here."
"Grodin's set up a video camera somewhere in this room, hasn't he?"
"Rodney, get your geeky ass over here."
"You're not gonna respect me in the morning."
"And that would be a change from now?"
"C'mon, whose idea was this... mmmmph!"

[identity profile] acetal.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it sad that I'm now imagining a bottle of whiskey with a note attached that reads "Jack: Daniel's"?

And it's canon 'cause ALL OF IT WAS in the episode though cut/pastede on yay!1!

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
10+ second Jack/Sheppard:

Prologue

SHEPPARD: "What's it feel like?"
FORD: "Hurts like hell sir...Woohoo!!"

*

The Dance

O'NEILL: "Hey, don't touch anything."
SHEPPARD: "Yes, sir."
"I said don't touch anything."
"I... just sat down."
"It's a lot bigger than that. Now if you can't give me a yes by the time we reach McMurdo, I don't even want you."

*
OMG THEY DO SEX

O'NEILL: "Keep my ass from being blown out of the sky."
SHEPPARD: "I can't see it."
O'NEILL: "Pull up! Pull up!"
SHEPPARD: "I kinda like it here."
O'NEILL: "You like it here?"
SHEPPARD: "Yes sir. Be there in about 10 minutes, Sir."

*
OMG THEY DONE SEX!

SHEPPARD: "Well that's pretty succinct."
O'NEILL: "Thank you."
SHEPPARD: "That was different."
O'NEILL: "For me, not so much."

*
Epilogue
Daniel : "Jack It's not too late for me to..."
Jack: "No."
"I...could just grab my notes."
"No."

[identity profile] sesaworuban.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
"We can't!"
"We can't!"
"We mustn't!"
"We mustn't!"
"We shouldn't!"
"We shouldn't!"
"Oh, just get on with it!"
And then they were done having sex.

(fic I have time to read)++

[identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
*APPLAUSE*