Meh?

Poor Lyssie. She broke her brain this afternoon at work. You see, she ended up using Marya canon to rip Grayza's heart out.

Yes. Canon. As in, something that's been written directly impacts a future event. And not in a, "I stole this from the universe she was in" way. (Alayna counts as one of those). This was a "Let's screw her over one last time" plot. Which now has a use.

Because Commandant Cleavage is toasty. Nothing but a sack of meat with half her blood drained away. And her heart a pulpy mess on the floor.

Hee.

In other news, I am seriously considering handing in my resignation at the condo. The lack of sleep is seriously deteriorating my professionalism.

There's a plotbunny sitting on my foot, giving me the most reasonable ideas for a Doctor Who/Farscape crossver. There wouldn't be a Doctor in it, but I could happily set it on Terra Alpha. John encountering Helen A could be simply smashing, darlings.

"Are you happy?"

"No. As a matter of fact, I'm not."

"But I *want* you to be happy."

"Tough cookies."

"Happiness Patrol? We have an unhappy person. Deal with him."

"...You have *got* to be kidding me. Bright pink guns. What is this, Andy Warhol's diary?"

*blammo*

"Ow! OK! I'm happy! See? This is me, happy! La, la, la, la, la, la...."

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And so on.

It's the Kandy Kitchen comment, of course.