And now, a poem...

A Bloom County poem, to be precise.

Sigh. I miss Berke Breathed.

I'd never cry if I did find
A blue whale in my soup
Nor would I mind a porcupine
Inside a chicken coup
Yes life is fine when things combine
Like ham in beef chow mein
But Lord, this time I think I mind
They've put acid in my rain.

Mwahahah.

Because I found it amusing....


< EliDyce> Obie! < snuggles Obie, then dresses Melodist in a Princess Leia Slave Outfit and drops her on his lap> Here! < g>
< Melodist> *oogles herself* I'm so pretty!!!
< Oberoten> *purrrrs happily... and looks down so he hasn't ben dressed up as Jabba*
* EliDyce grins at Obie. "You can be Han."
< Lyssie> Han in ripped and torn leather?
< EliDyce> He can be Han with full-body tattooing if Melodist likes. < g>
< Melodist> *pouts* I want him to be Darth Maul!!
< Melodist> Mmmmmm.. .yah....
< Oberoten> *chuckles*
* EliDyce obligingly dresses Obie up as Darth Maul and gives him a Naughty Vibrating Lightsaber. < g>
< Melodist> OoooooOH!!!!
< Melodist> *grabs her Darth Maul and yanks him behind the couch*
< EliDyce> ( That Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick that's unnacountably popular with the teenage girls is still making me laugh. < g>)
< Oberoten> Well, the Hello Kitty vibrator is almost as bad...
< Oberoten> ... at the least they haven't done a Blaquesmith dito.
< Melodist> *snickers*
< EliDyce> Ew... < g>
< Oberoten> But admitt at the least HE has the right head-shape for it...
< Lyssie> ...EW.
< Lyssie> He's a bug, dammit!
< Oberoten> Might be good for buggery then?
* `Falstaff backreads and CHOKES.
* Lyssie WHACKS Oberon.
< Oberoten> Ippon!!!
< Oberoten> ... I did mention I get even weirder than usual when I am very tired?
< Melodist> *shakes her head sadly*
< EliDyce> Ewwww! < hits Obie with the newly invented Blaquesmith's Spank-O-Matic Cat-o-nine-tails with the bug-head on the handle>
< Oberoten> *bites his tongue off, THAT comment is too lewd even for me*
< innocent expression>
< Lyssie> Eeeeeew.
< Oberoten> http://andyscrap.0catch.com/sx2.jpg <--- Just to traumatize when speaking of BlaqueSmith....
< Lyssie> I know what that is, you evil man! And I have already been traumatised by it!
< Lyssie> HAh!
< EliDyce> < looks>.... ew.....
< Melodist> I guess even nasty wrinkly bug like men need lovin' too....
< Lyssie> That's a cheap Russian Whore, unless I miss my guess. She hit on Nate, but he didn't want her. Settled for second....
< Oberoten> Cheap? Nah, she was just smart. Went for the guy that'd by necessity pay a shitload more...