lyssie: (Nothing Says Armageddon)
disclaimer: NOT MINE. They kinda belong to Fabian Nicieza. Oh. And Marvel.
Fandom: X-Men family, specifically: Cable and X-Force
Pairing: Domino/Nathan Dayspring (Baby's first OLD MARRIED COUPLE)
Set: I HAVE NO IDEA. Sometime after the kids were at the mansion/disbanded, though.
Rating: PG, language (It's a shocker, I know.), maybe a little PG13 for adult situational conversation.
Length: 1700+
Notes: I am neither a doctor nor a nurse, do not practice medicine, and am too tired to care about procedural inaccuracies learned at the knee of MASH and St. Elsewhere. This is what I get for cooking in a tanktop (which was perfectly safe, but--no, I don't know how it was DOM and NATE, but--).

At Least it Didn't Go Lower...
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Nothing Says Armageddon)
This is... not really coherent, or rather, not very in-depth. I am feeling shallow and rushed. And have a gold-plated iron to play Monopoly with. Also, I frosted the cookies PURPLE.

Er. Anyway.
ETA: goddamn lj ate me typing my cut tag. *kicks it a lot*

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KISSING.

Nov. 27th, 2006 09:56 pm
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So, [livejournal.com profile] nique did the nice, simple version. Thus, I do the cheesy one...

lyssie: (Nothing Says Armageddon)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 13+ish. vague sex mentions.
Pairing: Domino/Cable
Set: AHAH. Yes. Post-Cable and Deadpool issue #34. AS SUCH IT CONTAINS SPOILERS.
Notes: I tried to make it longer, but Domino and introspection don't mix well. sigh. ARGH.

The First 48
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Nothing Says Armageddon)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: 13+ish. Violence. Groping. Cursing.
Pairing: Domino/Cable
Set: ...erm. Sometime? Around 1997.
Spoilers: Nathan is from the future. Domino is a mercenary.
Notes: So, um, half the fandom was bugging me to write fic. I have written fic. Yays?

Key West
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Cable Dom)
disclaimer: not mine. rating: 13+ sex mentioned
set: during the years the kids had both Nate and Dom around.
spoilers: ...
genre: fluff.
pairing: Domino/Cable
summary: the kids called it movie date night

Lounging
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Cable Dom)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: er... 13+ language.
Pairings: Grizz/Barmaid, Nate/Beer, Nate/Dom, GW/Glare
Notes: Seriously written while chopping onions for dinner.
Set: SIX PACK era

The Asparagus Turns At Midnight
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Cable Dom)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 18+ Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, language.
Characters: Domino, Cable, random ofcs. Pairing: Domino/Cable.
Set: Probably before Cable and Deadpool. Definitely after the second Domino LS. Vague spoilers and stuff.
Notes: For Timey. Happy Christmas, even if it is late. Inspired by Nickelback's 'Because of You' (I'd like to note that winamp following it up with Anna Nalick's 'In the Rough' was prophetic)

Can't Get Much Clearer
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 17+ Vague sexual references, swearing, a little violence.
Pairing: Domino/Cable
Set: Before Cable & Deadpool
Length: 1,000+
Notes: OMG. Ok. So, this was partially written on the drive down to Texas (on a notebook, while Kym was driving and it was, like, 6 a.m., and Timey was talking about Dom and Nate). The rest was written tonight.

Sometimes, It's Not The Contract...
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: 18+ Sex. Language.
Pairing: Cable/Domino
Notes: For Timey, who gave me the beginning of the idea. I haven't done more than skim back over it. sigh. Bed soon.

Rampant Toasters
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
SCAM: X-Force, Domino/Cable
Disclaimer: Not mine. Marvel's. Rating: R/NC17. Sex. Bad language. Snark.
Set: Er... probably right before Murder World was blown up, I think. Or maybe after, when X-Force was at the Mansion. Either way... Before John Francis Moore did bad things to them.
Notes: It's monkey sex. And there are actual monkeys!! Mwah.
For Timey, who requested Dom/Nate porn with humor. And, er, then was talking about monkeys with sticks in the 'cafe, RIGHT after I'd seen another one of those god-awful Monkey Sex drabbles posted on the list... (or something like that. It's been sitting in my head like a bad taste all day, man)
ALSO. My playlist kept playing Tiffany and Debbie Gibson while I was writing this. And while Nate and Dom may be mentally 16, that WASN'T HELPFUL!!!
Further note: I want a telekinetic.

Monkey Sex
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kitty Pete java love)
Random Nate and Domino fluff, as requested, since people wanted fluff... Set: Er... 96/97. ish.

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ficlet!

Nov. 17th, 2004 10:23 pm
lyssie: (Kitty Pete java love)
SCAM: X-Men, specifically Nate and Domino.
Rating: PG13, sex, language, snark
set: eh. Any time, really.
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Fic. Again.

Nov. 7th, 2004 05:50 pm
lyssie: (Jenna never as cheap)
SCAM: X-Men comicsverse.
Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: PG.
Notes: This is set after the second Domino LS, but not in current X-Canon. It's pretty much in the same universe as 'Trying to be 5,000 Years Younger' and 'Little Victories'. Totally swiping the title from a book. And being vaguely mocking.

Dedication: Eh. This one's probably for Timey and Shai and Drea. Just 'cause.

After Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (aliensexfiend Jool)
Dude, I'm totally changing my title. From Crossover Queen to Porntastic Crossover Queen.

This one's Cable and Domino, and not completely porny, but enough, I should think. This is for my roommate, who keeps complaining because I write lots of Sam/Jack and very little Dom/Nate...

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R. Set: Erm. Current time, definitely post-recent Cable & Deadpool, though.
Notes: This... just sprang into being. Tense is a bit odd, but I think it works. Title from Sugarcult's "Memory". (This may never start/we could fall apart...yeah. Heh.)

Happy birthday, Timey!

Back to the Disaster
by Ana Lyssie Cotton
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To happily scar the few people who don't read my deadjournal...

Note to self: Must stop typing 'shopping' as 'shipping' and 'ship' for 'shop' as am the only one who is hysterically amused at Jack and Sam grocery shopping, or Nate and Dom having sex in the cereal aisle. Or Taylor beating Creegan with cucumbers.

Also must stop coming up with improbable porn scenarios.

Although. Hey, Timey, be happy....


He was feeling scandalized. Really.

"There could be children present!"

"So?" One dark brow arched upwards in amusement. "You're a *telepath* Nate. Convince them they can't see us."

"Oh." Oh. Yep. Scandalized. And something much better, because her hands were-- "It's the cereal aisle!"

"I don't see a problem with this, unless you insist on Cocoa Puffs as part of it."

"Cocoa Puffs are the cereal of the Gods."

"Mhm."

=-=-

In other news, I finally unearthed which album was the SamJackness that I need to post to the SJ list. Debbie Gibson's "Electric Youth" *cackles* (I'm sorry, should that be Deborah Gibson now??)

OH! And Sleeper's "Sale of the Century" is also Jack and Sam. And the Moody Blues "I Know Your Out There Somewhere" (I think that's the title) is SO Sam when Jack's stuck with Harry. Or even Edora... Heheheheh. Oh, god, I've just thought of the perfect songfic! Sam/Jack porn to "Nights in White Satin"!!

I love my brain.

Hrm. I need some Rivers pictures....
lyssie: (aliensexfiend)
Five hours of Red Cap last night meant I had a lot of porn on the brain today. And there was this bit where I was discussing why it is that Sam and Jack have more porn in my head than Nate and Dom (Jo and Roper are about in the middle, except when he's being cute.)

And I realized that, Sam and Jack have no canon-porn. So they hop to it in fanon at any time they can.

But, Dom and Nate? They had porn in canon. So they're a little more blase about it... Which led to the following scene. (and another one with Tabitha bitching because she wants breakfast, but the kitchen is... occupied...)

Well, the scene that's under the cut. I'm still talking about irritating fictives.

Do you know how hard it is to have porn in your head all damned day? And I can't actually *write* it. I don't think they'd be all that impressed if they read over my shoulder, "And then she grabbed his penis." Or something like that (that was abrupt. *eyes Jo* Didn't even give the man a chance to wake up fully, did you? Sigh....).

Luckily, on the plot side, I can do strange little notes. Even if they only make sense to me. Although, I'm saddened to say that I may have to actually *have* an Ascended Daniel around, because he really does do the great "Snark at Jack and Sam" lines. And I really can't see Jonas doing them, although, in two years, he might. But that's beside the point.

However, now I'm curious. Where are the queens producing larval goa'uld for the jaffa? Wouldn't that be, like, a HUGE place to bomb?

The Tok'ra? Think long-range, but not quick enough.

And I still hate the Tollan.

*snicker* Sam, on why SG-1's not worried about being held prisoner by rebels: "You haven't separated us, tortured us, tied us up--" "But you did take my cards." "Sir..." "Anyway, Doc Frasier's worse." "Sir!" "Well, she *is*, Carter! Big honkin' needles!" "Just wait until I tell Janet, sir." "...damn." "Indeed, O'Neill." "Oh, don't worry, Colonel, I'll just smile at her a lot." "Thank you SO much, Jonas." "Um, excuse me? I'm holding you prisoner, here? I'm supposed to be watching you, making you worried?" "Yeah, whatever. You got any cards?"

Erm. Anyway.

Oma Desala needs to be destroyed. ...I have a note here with someone telling Jack to stop being a dirty old man. Yeah. THAT'll happen.

Hrm. I need to go make some Teal'c icons...
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