*surfaces*

fandom_stocking ate my brain. Mostly. Also work. Also. I am trying to finish more bits and pieces (taking advantage of spurts in creativity is always a good idea).

(and BF audios have made sad and angsty, and I should maybe re-listen to Bang-Bang-a-Boom for fluffiness)

Dear flist,

Please convince me that writing Cat/Tess fpreg is a bad idea. Even if the initial moments of it would be hilarious with Tess mocking her, and Cat being all, "well, you then you can be my babymama." Tess's "Oh, hell, no. I did not sign up for kids." and the attendant (possibly predictable) discoveries of Cat disliking babies and Tess being fascinated by them, and then some weirdness with the government trying to steal the genetically-altered baby.

Especially if they made Vincent baby-sit at some point. While he was still in hiding.

"What the--"
"We're on double-shifts, the sitter has the flu and we don't trust anyone else."
Glasses!Dude: "HELLO, HIDING FROM THE GOVERNMENT HERE."
Cat: "Yeah, which is why you're the safest people to leave her with. Don't give her peanutbutter."
Vincent: "Allergies?"
Cat: "No, it just gets everywhere."

um. yeah. There's my id, ladies and gentlemen.

(I should... go do something else now)