miles away

It occurs to me that Twilight fandom needs to discover The Pretender. Especially those episodes where Jarod stalks Miss Parker.

Because, for serious, the show has exchanges like:
"I could shoot you."
"I took the firing pin out last night."
"I sleep with this gun under my pillow."
"I know."

And he likes leaving her presents in her house. He knows more about her past than she does. She keeps not shooting him.

Also, that time they were trapped in a bank robbery together is like Lyssie id-crack. I think I've found the reason why I love bank heists