Before I forget: Snow White and the Huntsman

So, on Saturday, I made my way northwards in order to see the only movie I've been looking forward to all year. Given the trailers, I knew it was probably going to be ridiculous and over the top and epic.
( This is a cut for spoilers, but also for 1600 words of rambling, some of which are probably redundant )

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