ficlet: Twin Peaks, Stardusted, Audrey/Shelly, Rish

Disclaimer: not mine
Fandom: Twin Peaks
Set: post-episode one, alludes to events in that episode.
Pairing: Audrey/Shelly
Rating: ...PG13? R? I never know what to use anymore. There is sex, and girls kissing, but it's not really explicit (also, the aforementioned alluding to Bad Things)
Length: 540
notes: I blame prozacpark even if she hates this. (title is blamed on Belly's 'Dusted') I have no TP icon, you get Maggie/Diana instead.

Stardusted
by ALC Punk!
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1. So, you've probably not heard that song 'Bad Girlfriend' by Theory of a Deadman? (or if you have, you're like me and go "*eyeroll*, Oh, Nickelback.") The band has this to say about it, bolding mine: Theory of the Deadman told Fuse TV that this raunchy song about having the coolest, dirtiest, badass girlfriend was inspired by frontman Tyler Connolly's wife, the actress Christine Danielle. They explained that he is protective of her as other guys are constantly hitting on her.

So. He wrote a song about a bad girlfriend who's a cocktease. Because he feels protective of his wife. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE, YOU GUYS.

WERE THEY HIGH?

(to be fair, the song is... happy that the girlfriend is such a hottie. But that's still a bit "...no.")

2. For a little more while, my comment pages will be black and annoying. Sorry, I need the backgrounds when reading other comment pages as white is bleh.

3. The eye is doing well, though the pupil is still rather dilated (bah!). The scratch on the white part seems to be doing fine, and thanks to the lack of drops and all, my eye did NOT feel dry and scratchy most of the day (I used some fake tear stuff, which seemed to help).

I still can't see that awesomely through the right eye, but I'm adjusting.