Man, my Bones icon is sorta hot on my mother's monitor

So you get Billy instead.

Anyway.

Am alive. There would have been phone posts, had the WIND OF ILLINOIS NOT TRIED TO KILL ME A LOT.

I suspect that hell might have frozen over somewhere. I went to church with my parents and did not burst into flame. I didn't write porn on the order of service, either. (I did write a note about Calypso telling Jesus that he 'had a touch of destiny about' him. Because I have to keep my hand in with that whole going to hell business)