Why did no one tell me today was the apocalypse?

I totally wouldn't have gotten out of bed for work.

Someone recced that telepathic beagles person for stargateficrec.

Like, seriously. Next up? Telkena's Sam Jack rapes Jack Sam fic, because it shows his deep love for her. I'm sure.

Also, on another note entirely, I need fic prompts. My brain has died, and maybe prompting it will help.

Eta: man, I should never post when I'm that tirred.

Man, I failed today.

1. Genderswapped Sam Carter and Jack O'Neill whilst snarking. I swear, Sam has never raped Jack. Except for that one fic where he's in a coma and she has sex with him.

2. Sent an invoice back which was perfectly correct because I couldn't parse the difference between MAR and MAY. *headdesk*

3. I like that Katy Perry song 'I Kissed a Girl'. I'm pretty sure that means I fail (I could be wrong, though).

4. Actually, this is in the win column. Driving down to visit my parents and family tomorrow. I CAN HAS FAMILY.

5. Did not make it to the post office to drop things off.

6. Put 'economic stimulus' into the bank along with the tiny refund from the state for that stupid accident. Bush's bribe money went to pay for the right strut and breaks on my car. I'm still a little numb from that.

I should go pack for driving tomorrow. (omg)