fc: newbsg, ... the Hybrid has a crush

disclaimer: not mine.
Pairing: ... I... Hybrid/Sam Anders, a bit of Kara/Sam. Oh, and implied Six/Hybrid
Rating: I'm... NC17, as, um, not exactly noncon, but not con, either. sex. language.
set: season four, at some point. spoilers for He That Believeth...
genre: WEIRD. Not fluff.
length: 1600+
Warning: sort of noncon? God, I don't know. I should not be awake.
notes: prolix_allie is also a very bad influence. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THIS CAME FROM.

not like i break every time we touch
by ALC Punk!
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i hate mornings

Man. I look like I could join an 80's metal band right now. THANKS, DAD. I LOVE YOUR HAIR GENES. NO REALLY.

So I did my taxes yesterday, and while doing my state, discovered I actually paid less taxes back to the corrupt government than I did last year. Things are sort of looking up, there. I dropped them at the post office last night, and, dammit. I so should have had the camera with me. Bradley Center was all lit up and pretty, and there was a chicken, a giant chicken, I tell ya! eagle standing there, cheering people on.

Note to self: if you do not do laundry tonight, you will have no clothing to wear to work tomorrow.

Have been considering it, and, if I were stuck in BSG, I'd totally be a viper pilot. Those of you who've been subjected to my driving would probably agree. All I'd have to do would be to get pissed off before every mission and then I'd be too busy being annoyed at the world to remember to be scared.

This is not to say I'd survive very long, just that, y'know, I'd be all in love with my flippy ship and its ability to wiggle around.

fandomsecrets has hit some epiphany and is hosting a crossover meme. There's some random, yet awesome stuff on there I've got thirty tabs open, linking to prompts or fic (Death meet the Firefly crew is up there on my list of things that are awesome) that I'll spam later. My personal favorite crack pairing of Starbuck/Sanzo is listed now.

sigh. I need to find my hairbrush. Sadly, I'm an accountant, not a pop star.

fandomsecrets crack rec/write this please post

It's long. When there's already been fic, I have noted this. All links were done last night, so there might be fic for the others. I haven't checked.
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sadfhjkl;

pls tell my brain to stop giving me porn.

I CANNOT TYPE IT FAST ENOUGH, BRAIN. SLOW DOWN.