fic: BSG-AU crack!fic, Kara/Anders as space pirates. Sorta.

Because, obviously, this ficlet needs a preface:

[23:34] Analyssie: hrm. I have... words.... of space pirates being hired on. so, more mercenaries than pirates?
[23:35] karmaaster: Mercenary space pirates that are ninjas on the side?
[23:36] Analyssie: ....*giggles*
[23:36] karmaaster: (looks innocent)
[23:36] Analyssie: Not that I know of.... Kara's too loud to be a ninja.
[23:36] karmaaster: Damn.
[23:36] Analyssie: Sam can swing the silent thing, though.
[23:36] karmaaster: Well, she can pilot the giant robot, then.

(this is not so, sadly)
(1,000 words of fic, 1,000 words of bad porn. sigh)
Warnings: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, het, porn, plotlessness.

Space pirates! Sorta.

Never Gonna Care 'Bout My Bad Reputation
by ALC Punk!

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Things!

1. Torchwood did Wisdom LS issue one this week, apparently. Except Jack didn't *spoiler* with a *spoiler* to save king and country.

2. There's a BSG friending meme, and tallying the Airlock Lottery so far, Baltar is in the lead with Dee directly behind followed by Cally. Lee and Leoben are tied for fourth. Anders, Tyrol, Jammer, Cain, Tory, Roslin, Zarek and Helo all have one vote. Is very scientific.

3. Starburst Special #77 is chock full o' BSG goodies, including interviews with Michael Trucco, Tahmoh Penikott and Aaron Douglas. There's lots of prettiness in this magazine, people. Plus, SCORE, there's a poster of Martha and Ten on my wall now (and one of Jamie trying to be taller than Tahmoh).

4. Kara won Sam in a card game.

5. I have a new tooth.