siigh.

Dear Sam Anders and Kara Thrace,

You do know what a cliche is, yes? I thought so. Oh, well, Kara, Sam can explain it. ANYWAY. If the two of you are done spouting s3 cliche at me, I'd appreciate something simple. Like porn.

not much love,
Lyssie, who has too many words of s3 speculation cliche and a half fic. (damn those spoiler pictures)

...dude.

HEY, dlly. Guess what episode of STTNG is on right now?

Yes. The one with the exocomps.

PROVING that we WARP REALITY every time we have a discussion over here....

ETA: I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.

Bev and the boys playing poker at the beginning. Seriously NO other show does this. POKER ON THE ENTERPRISE FOR THE WIN. Plus, she bet them that if she won, they'd have to shave their beards (Geordi was looking hot with his, Riker kinda needs his, and Worf's is, well, fake). I am HIGHLY convinced that Deanna put her up to this.

No, wait. They were drunk and joking and decided to see if they could get the boys to shave.

Deanna is currently disappointed that Bev failed (they were interrupted).

I'm kinda disappointed, 'cause I'd really like to see Bev as a brunette.