Feb. 12th, 2005
*is going through logs*
Feb. 12th, 2005 04:41 amRyuu! My god our Jack and Sam are cute and cranky and squishy! It's... cute. And I so need to go to bed. (but tomorrow, I should post some of the sillier stuff. er. And some porn. hrm)
*leaves with random silliness*
Karma Aster: To-do List?
Analyssie: "1. Carter. 2. Carter. 3. Buy beer. 4. Carter..."
Analyssie: Sorry. That was Jack...
Karma Aster: So, what's Sam's?
Analyssie: "1. Jack. 2. Make coffee. 3. Eat breakfast. 4. Clean syrup off Jack's chest."
Karma Aster: "5. Repair things around house that Jack broke. 6. Take shower and make Jack clean my back. 7. Wash Jack's back. 8. Noisy oral sex with Jack. 9. Save the world. 10. Jack."
Analyssie: Sam Carter's Guide to Having a Good Day: Step one. Have sex with Jack. Step two. Take aspirin after banging head on headboard because Jack was a little over-enthusiastic.
Karma Aster: Step three. Make Jack apologize in the usual manner?
Analyssie: Step four. Make coffee. Step five. Have sex against kitchen counter until Jack's knees complain, then finish bent over the coffee table.
Karma Aster: Jack: (nobly)Well, it's important to keep one of best officers happy.
Analyssie: Sam: Yes. And that's why I have bruises on my knees, obviously.
Karma Aster: Jack: (leers)Poor Carter...want me to kiss them and make them better?
Analyssie: Sam: Yes.
*leaves with random silliness*
Karma Aster: To-do List?
Analyssie: "1. Carter. 2. Carter. 3. Buy beer. 4. Carter..."
Analyssie: Sorry. That was Jack...
Karma Aster: So, what's Sam's?
Analyssie: "1. Jack. 2. Make coffee. 3. Eat breakfast. 4. Clean syrup off Jack's chest."
Karma Aster: "5. Repair things around house that Jack broke. 6. Take shower and make Jack clean my back. 7. Wash Jack's back. 8. Noisy oral sex with Jack. 9. Save the world. 10. Jack."
Analyssie: Sam Carter's Guide to Having a Good Day: Step one. Have sex with Jack. Step two. Take aspirin after banging head on headboard because Jack was a little over-enthusiastic.
Karma Aster: Step three. Make Jack apologize in the usual manner?
Analyssie: Step four. Make coffee. Step five. Have sex against kitchen counter until Jack's knees complain, then finish bent over the coffee table.
Karma Aster: Jack: (nobly)Well, it's important to keep one of best officers happy.
Analyssie: Sam: Yes. And that's why I have bruises on my knees, obviously.
Karma Aster: Jack: (leers)Poor Carter...want me to kiss them and make them better?
Analyssie: Sam: Yes.