am reminded.

Was ranty this afternoon, got distracted because Angie kept wandering by...

dear Sam/Jack shippers,

Please. If you only like Sam 'because Jack likes her, so she must be nice'? Get the fuck out of my corner of fandom and go write Jack some nice little Mary Sues. Or he can go back to his ex-wife who we haven't seen in, like, 8 years (so, like, oviously, they were meant to be).

Same goes for the other way around. 'I only like Jack because Sam likes him'. Fine. Go pair up Sam with Orlin (the Stalker) or Pete (the other Stalker) or Narim (the creepiest Stalker of them all).

You people make my head hurt, and I waste valuable eye-rolling time that could be spent writing porn on you.

So. Stop talking.

Hrm.

Ever noticed that cookies and cream candy is good?

Professor Charles Xavier, interrupting wet dreams since 1976...

Actually, probably earlier.

Timey and I were watching episodes of the X-Men cartoon, and they're a good explanation for why so many people think Cyclops is an asshat. Because he is one in these episodes.

Stupid people writing him that badly. He's also wishywashy.

"ohmigodyou're a pirate and a criminal I hate you!"
"You're my dad? I love you!"
"ohmigodyou're a pirate and a criminal I hate you!"
"You're my dad? I love you!"
"ohmigodyou're a pirate and a criminal I hate you!"
"You're my dad? I love you!"
"ohmigodyou're a pirate and a criminal I hate you!"
"You're my dad? I love you!"

That? Happened, like, seven times in the episode we were watching.

And then we watched the X-Factor episode and giggled at Alex and Scott trying to take each other out. heeheheheheheheh.

Hrm.