PORN! (bad nos'! I was supposed to be in bed an hour and a half ago!)

Disclaimer: Not mine. Set: During 'Secrets' in Season Two. Rating: NC17. Sex. Lots of it.
Notes: ohmigod, this is ALL nos' fault. She demanded this, folks. Further vague notes at the end. This is unbeta'd (although I ran it through WordPerfect's spellcheck--well, checked all the squigglies). And I am currently too tired to care if I mistyped things.

Lost All Reality
by Ana Lyssie Cotton
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Poll time!

This one is Liz and Jem's faults.

Huh. Never done one of these.

*trumpet fanfare*

In the interests of making Lyssie's porn-writing that much more factual... (ok, so I'm simply damn curious about this--but I still wanna know at least some of it.) Pick the gender you feel closest to (or fuck over my results by going back and forth). This isn't science. This is rampant curiosity.

Please feel free to mock me. ;)
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am reminded

As further proof that people in the Roundy's corp are complete idiots, we all got emailed an amber alert the other day (every name possible--home office distribution, etc). The alert was for Penny Brown. Who has been lost since 2001. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/children/penny.asp

I emailed him back with the hoax link.

Sadly, I did not receive a thank you.

But at least I stopped our department from spamming people.

Also? I have NOTHING TO DO anymore.

So I may try aimexpress next week. And more LJ time. And writing. Yes.

And Jara is a bad bad influence. I now want to write James Bond-flavored secret spy crap for one of those Sam and Jack Knew Each Other Before the SGC challenges. Where Sam is a sekrit double agent, and they have lots of sex (because, yo, Sam in a catsuit).

sigh. I should finish the Clint/Dom fic first. (and the morning after bit. And maybe Coconut Island, which has bits and pieces floating in my head...)