So, anyway, in half-awake Lyssie Land, I was pondering the fact that if SG-1 were mini! and in high school, then, well, Jack would have Sam, and Teal'c would be all practical and stoic... But Daniel wouldn't have anyone.
Which led to my brain suggesting Janet get mini'd.
But I needed a plausible explanation. And she demanded needles.
So, Janet is mini!Janet because big!Sam and big!Janet had a discussion about how there might be times that the SGC is not available to, uh, make sure the mini!s are in good health (and monitor the clone thing and such). So, they talk to Thor, and Thor is disturbed.
Cue pixie!Janet appearing in hs.
She is not a happy pixie.
Neither are they, because her big self gave her a very comprehensive medical kit including needles.
So, no. Janet is not happy with me.
There's also a tiny ficlet in Sam and Janet being drunk and Sam whining because her miniself gets Jack and she can't have him.
... you people have rotted my brain.