Dear world,

"above and beyond" is NOT, I repeat, NOT A SENTENCE.

Stop using it as one.

Above and beyond fucking WHAT?!

Morons.

khnxbai

In other news, Timey tortured me horribly on the drive back with music that simply inspired angst. Now if I could, uh.... have the next three weeks off to write it all down.

Oh well. I'll... make do with writing it at work.

I wrote porn at work today. You should all be SO proud. Not good porn, either. Hrm.

I have chocolate.

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...so, uh, I've been poking at this fluff piece that I started at work to cheer Little Red up with. And it wants me to blow the world up.

In the almost completely literal sense.

*mutters*

And I've been writing it in present tense. How the hell am I supposed to blow up the world in present tense, for cryin' out loud?

*wanders off to mutter*

Fluff.

So. Um. Sam/Jack fluff. To amuse Little Red. s8 spoilers, probably.
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