It's aliiive!

Really. Not too coherent.

Although I had bad romance novel ideas for Sam and Jack. and I broke Sam *again*. Not writing this one, though, because it sucks so much.

(besides, there's the whole drawing the line at when I make her someone else thing)... If that makes sense.

Hrm.

Should sleep soon.

Rarr

So. Home. Well,at work.

Anyway.

Apparently, dad left his keys in my car. So I have to mail them (tomorrow, since the post office isn't open after 5, and I don't get off until 5:30... rarrr). And I can't get into my lyss email, so I can't let dad know I've got them.

It's like a vicious cycle, man. And, luckily, Mom has a key to his car.

For your (vague) amusement, I give you the following...

So... there's this guy who is upset because they play a commercial in Spanish. apparently, we're not in Mexico... Ah, bigotry, ya gotta love it.

Did you know that not having a lot of vegetarian products means a store supports violence and cruelty to animals? Heh. Go, us.
'I know because you keep the soy products next to the dead animals and I could hardly keep from vomiting as I shopped. I also saw there is a weekly promotion called "the meal deal". Yuck! There has never been one without meat in it. I have concluded from my visit that the store supports cruelty to animals and condones violence. I couldn't even find jello that didn't have crushed up animal bones in it. I have shopped at many grocery stores and I have never found one to be as inhumane, toxic, and over priced as your store'

Oh, I kill me. Straight aisles versus... Gay aisles

Later, oral sex.

(oh, I wish....)

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Finally broke. Dear, god, I finally broke.

Posted Debbie Gibson lyrics to the s/j list. Odds are not a single person will realise I am mocking the fuck out of them.

Save me from the sappy lyrics. *goes to play Garbage reallyreallly loud* Oo. Stabbing Westward. Hrm.

One last hurrah before I go...

Well, not the last. But the last that I'll do publically. (I've got ficnotes to stick up. Sam has been... behaving.)

So, for proof that I'm not entirely infallible, it's taken me a month to realize I don't have to hold down the shift key when I type in the state field, because it auto-caps the appreviations.

..

Yes. You can all snicker and mock me now.

...words overheard at work: "So, we're going to put the shippers in that column."

...But I don't want to be a column! Or spindled, folded, mutilated...

And, in other news. Sleepy. Hrm.

So. Hrm.

Was watching the new Avril Lavigne video the other night. And. Down to hair draping style and makeup and facial expressions? She totally looks like Buffy. It was damn scary.

Heh. Made magnets out of trading cards. We have Moose & Squirrel, Bloom County, lots of X-peoples... Most of them are chicks. And some shiny Deadpool.

Should... eat soon.

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*stares towards Ohio*

I have no Ryss. *pout*