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Dude. It's a good thing my boss is off today. She'd so nail me for typing in notepad...

Can't help it, though. Got ambushed. *glares*

12 pages, damnit. 12! How the fuck do I have 12 pages of the sequel to Scattered Edges (I think that's what I called it). *throws something at Sam*

Damnit.

Actually, it's my own fault for listening to Filter too much.

(I think the 12=12 pages of 12 point TNR font. not sure. Hrm. )

Gah. Fingers aren't happy.

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DUDE.

"Thank you: for not cluttering the aisles and front and rear areas with displays & merchandise so carts cannot meet"

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......

CART PORN!

So, like...

I'm sitting here, reading Sam/Jack porn (Kate's. And. Dear god, I have to get her to post it elsewhere. It's fun), and it occurs to me that Nate? So knows about the hazards of cooking bacon naked.

Because he is often an idiot, and distracted, and so never *thinks* things through..

I'm sure Dom mocks him a lot.