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Aug. 21st, 2003 01:50 amThe most annoying thing about walking the dog is this: he likes to tangle my legs up.
Seriously. I'll be walking along, leash in my right (or left--I switch) hand, and he'll be on the right. Then he stops, and I get past him a bit. He then zips behind me and comes up on my left side. Not going across the street or anything. No, he comes up on the left, crosses in front of me back to the right.
Which leaves me wrapped in leash, cursing.
It's especially bad when we're coming down the hill of doom. I over-balance easily when I'm tired.
One of these nights, he's going to pull this and I'm going to go tumbling heels over head. Concussion may be the least of my pains.
Seriously. I'll be walking along, leash in my right (or left--I switch) hand, and he'll be on the right. Then he stops, and I get past him a bit. He then zips behind me and comes up on my left side. Not going across the street or anything. No, he comes up on the left, crosses in front of me back to the right.
Which leaves me wrapped in leash, cursing.
It's especially bad when we're coming down the hill of doom. I over-balance easily when I'm tired.
One of these nights, he's going to pull this and I'm going to go tumbling heels over head. Concussion may be the least of my pains.
