Kossie Report: Firefly!

I think I may like this show. It's mildly cheesy, but it's good cheese. And, well. Amusing cheese.

And Zoe kicks ass. And they have a Kaylee! How can I *not* like a show with a Kaylee and a Zoe???

( Spoilers! )

Why I like #subcafe.

I just do.

< LysEditing> Dude. There's something very wrong with Nate asking Stryfe "You wiggle your butt before you pounce?"
< `Alan> Lyss: Gee, there's an image I'll see in my nightmares tonight. :)
< Persephone_Kore> Alan: There are cat issues.
< `Alan> Well, I figured.
< `Alan> It's still Stryfe wiggling his butt. When he does that in his armor, does it squeak, do you think?
< `Falstaff> < deadpan> Not if you oil it properly first.
< Foenix> Alan: No, he uses WD-40

See? Aren't they fun?

And, while I'm at it...

A Mini-Plot Weasel fic.

( Not everyone loves the plot weasel... )

Because I can.

< Epona_Harper> Lyss: Have you seen the behind the scenes footage for TTT?
< LysWriting> Nope. Which is sad, since I got the dvd for my birthday.
< Epona_Harper> Well, watch it. You know how Gollum is a CGI character placed in by motion capture? Well, the actor who plays him would go on set with the other actors in a grey body suit so they would have *something* respond to.
< Epona_Harper> The thing is, his head piece's eye and mouth holes are *just like* the one's on Scorpius' mask!
* `Falstaff snickers.
* Aoife_Pook noticed that....
< Epona_Harper> I saw it and thought, "Okay, who put bleach in Scorpy's laundry?"
< Epona_Harper> "Boy is he going to be pissed." :)
< `Falstaff> "Precious! Precious!" "Scorpy, you're on crack, okay?" "Shut *up,* John! This is very serious! The fate of the universe may well depend on --" "Scorp --" "Fucking elves will ruin *everything!*"
< Epona_Harper> "The Scarrans need only this to plunge the Universe into darkness." "The fate of the Universe rests on a FRELLING PIECE OF COSTUME JEWELRY?!"
< Epona_Harper> "You have my sword." "And you have my bow." "And MY frag cannon!"
< `Falstaff> "This... is Narsil, the sword of Isuldur Elendil's Son. It is forever sharp." "This... is a pulse-pistol issued to me when I was six cycles old, serial numbe 43451-tavda. It is forever charged." BZZZZT! "See?"
< Epona_Harper> Oh, this is *sick*.
< Epona_Harper> "I know what it was you saw. For it is also in my mind." "Great! It's not enough that half the Territories is in my mind, but the Queen of Air and Darkness has to poke around too."
< `Falstaff> "CHIANA!" "What *now?*" "I have told you! No sex with members of the Fellowship! They get all --" "-- You never let me have any *fun!*" "No. More. Sex. With. Hobbits!" "But they *like* it! They've never done it before, I think they spawn by ossmosis --" "No more!"
< `Falstaff> Or... hee... Gimli sidling up to Jool. I have no idea what to write for that, but I bet it'd be funny.
< Epona_Harper> "But now you say that Saruman has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin." "Hey, who needs Orthanc when you've got a Luxan gunship in your armada?"
< `Falstaff> "Commencing bombing run... now." "This is great! This is -- woo!" "Wait a microt. What is -- attacking aircraft?!" "Flying Nazgul!"

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