INSEMINOID! *echo, echo*
Aug. 14th, 2001 08:52 amProbably one of the worst movies I've ever seen the last 15 minutes of.
Of course, the basic plot appeared to be: chick gets inseminated with alien babies and freaks out and kills her fellow crew members! And eats them. Don't forget the eating part.
Her babies get in some munchie-time, too.
This is probably the saddest example I've ever seen of stoned and uninspired actors slogging through their paces.
The chick who freaks (hereafter referred to as 'the chick') has one expression. It's like a Jennifer Love Hewitt role.
Everyone else seems to either follow their own dumb mental ideas (Not a single one was organised enough to say, "Let's barricade ourselves in one room with all the food."). Oh, no. Every single one thought they could kill the chick.
Or maybe they didn't want to kill her. After all, she was their crewmember.
Ugh. I say shoot the chick, and get it over with.
Actually, she gets very unconvincingly strangled.
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In other news, I've decided I'd make a great casting director, film director, and producer.
Read 'Crash Course' by Nicole Davidson (Teen Horror schlock), and began creating the cast list, figuring out which scenes to keep, which to add.
Thought about, then discarded the idea of the lead female teen doing some sort of voice-over. While most of the movie would be from her pov, it would be too cheesy.
Besides, make 'em think, I always say.
Decided Christopher Walken *must* play the history prof who's in it. He's SO the badass.
Well. Must go to bed. Promised myself I'd get up early to do laundry and dishes.
I'm such a good samaritan.
Of course, the basic plot appeared to be: chick gets inseminated with alien babies and freaks out and kills her fellow crew members! And eats them. Don't forget the eating part.
Her babies get in some munchie-time, too.
This is probably the saddest example I've ever seen of stoned and uninspired actors slogging through their paces.
The chick who freaks (hereafter referred to as 'the chick') has one expression. It's like a Jennifer Love Hewitt role.
Everyone else seems to either follow their own dumb mental ideas (Not a single one was organised enough to say, "Let's barricade ourselves in one room with all the food."). Oh, no. Every single one thought they could kill the chick.
Or maybe they didn't want to kill her. After all, she was their crewmember.
Ugh. I say shoot the chick, and get it over with.
Actually, she gets very unconvincingly strangled.
-
In other news, I've decided I'd make a great casting director, film director, and producer.
Read 'Crash Course' by Nicole Davidson (Teen Horror schlock), and began creating the cast list, figuring out which scenes to keep, which to add.
Thought about, then discarded the idea of the lead female teen doing some sort of voice-over. While most of the movie would be from her pov, it would be too cheesy.
Besides, make 'em think, I always say.
Decided Christopher Walken *must* play the history prof who's in it. He's SO the badass.
Well. Must go to bed. Promised myself I'd get up early to do laundry and dishes.
I'm such a good samaritan.