Warning: Massive rant.
Apr. 24th, 2001 12:09 amOr, at least, incredibly pissy-sounding one.
You've been warned.
I fucking hate sports. If it were up to me, sports teams would be all taken out and shot. Maybe even run over by trucks. What a nice squishy and satisfying sound that would make.
Sports fans congregate everywhere, spreading this sick disease that causes you to be rude, loud, obnoxious, and always drunk on cheap-ass and crappy beer.
And the town I live in is full of these fuckheads. I think they'll be next up for the guns and trucks.
These are the people, who go on and on about some inane number that people have batted. But don't give shit about the kids in the streets who haven't eaten in days.
These are the people who think it is perfectly okay to piss over the side of a balcony, even if they hit someone. In fact, hitting someone is the reason they're doing it.
Sports fans are the ones who call people like me a waste of space. Guess what? I'm not the one obsessed with a fucking game.
But, but! Yes. I am obsessed with Science Fiction, and comicbooks, and TV shows. Guess what? I can miss any and all of those, and not have a problem.
Normally.
Normally, I'd look at the crap-shoot that was TV tonight, and laugh it off.
But it is only Monday, and I can tell it's going to be a long fucking week.
Normally, some fucking basketball game doesn't pre-empt The Pretender.
Normally, I don't miss the ONE FUCKING EPISODE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO.
Normally.
But, of course, this is fucking TNT, where the sports faction rule, and where people are fucking pricks.
Or getting fucked up the ass by sports pricks.
Why am I not just irritated at Basketball fans? You ask.
Well, let me tell you.
Football fans caused my city to use MY tax dollars to fund the black shit hole that is the football stadium.
But, but, you won a superbowl?
So what?
It hasn't done shit for this city. Downtown is still empty. The sidewalks are still rolled up at 6pm sharp.
Then there's the hockey team, which became too KEWL to play at the old stadium. So, another huge fucking rink was built on the end of the Kiel Opera House.
The Kiel Opera House is a GORGEOUS building. It's now condemned, because they spent all the renovation money on the ice rink.
Which is now called Savvis Center.
And it's right across from the new eyesore Courthouse they built.
Everyone give a big cheer.
Moving on to baseball... The Cardinals, the apple of everyone in St. Louis' eye. We even have commercials to that effect!
"St. Louis. It's a Baseball Town."
Like fuck it is.
I think it's the most boring sport on the planet.
And baseball is fucking the city over, too.
They want a new stadium. Built, of course, at the taxpayers' expense. None of which are the uber-fucking-rich players or owners.
We still haven't recouped the 7 million (or was that 15?) on the football stadium. And they want to spend more than that for the baseball team.
I am so angry, I sustained a nice killing rage the entire drive home.
I'm not quite as red-hot pissed as I was, though. Otherwise, I'd be incoherent.
Right. This is Ana's monthly rant about something...
You've been warned.
I fucking hate sports. If it were up to me, sports teams would be all taken out and shot. Maybe even run over by trucks. What a nice squishy and satisfying sound that would make.
Sports fans congregate everywhere, spreading this sick disease that causes you to be rude, loud, obnoxious, and always drunk on cheap-ass and crappy beer.
And the town I live in is full of these fuckheads. I think they'll be next up for the guns and trucks.
These are the people, who go on and on about some inane number that people have batted. But don't give shit about the kids in the streets who haven't eaten in days.
These are the people who think it is perfectly okay to piss over the side of a balcony, even if they hit someone. In fact, hitting someone is the reason they're doing it.
Sports fans are the ones who call people like me a waste of space. Guess what? I'm not the one obsessed with a fucking game.
But, but! Yes. I am obsessed with Science Fiction, and comicbooks, and TV shows. Guess what? I can miss any and all of those, and not have a problem.
Normally.
Normally, I'd look at the crap-shoot that was TV tonight, and laugh it off.
But it is only Monday, and I can tell it's going to be a long fucking week.
Normally, some fucking basketball game doesn't pre-empt The Pretender.
Normally, I don't miss the ONE FUCKING EPISODE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO.
Normally.
But, of course, this is fucking TNT, where the sports faction rule, and where people are fucking pricks.
Or getting fucked up the ass by sports pricks.
Why am I not just irritated at Basketball fans? You ask.
Well, let me tell you.
Football fans caused my city to use MY tax dollars to fund the black shit hole that is the football stadium.
But, but, you won a superbowl?
So what?
It hasn't done shit for this city. Downtown is still empty. The sidewalks are still rolled up at 6pm sharp.
Then there's the hockey team, which became too KEWL to play at the old stadium. So, another huge fucking rink was built on the end of the Kiel Opera House.
The Kiel Opera House is a GORGEOUS building. It's now condemned, because they spent all the renovation money on the ice rink.
Which is now called Savvis Center.
And it's right across from the new eyesore Courthouse they built.
Everyone give a big cheer.
Moving on to baseball... The Cardinals, the apple of everyone in St. Louis' eye. We even have commercials to that effect!
"St. Louis. It's a Baseball Town."
Like fuck it is.
I think it's the most boring sport on the planet.
And baseball is fucking the city over, too.
They want a new stadium. Built, of course, at the taxpayers' expense. None of which are the uber-fucking-rich players or owners.
We still haven't recouped the 7 million (or was that 15?) on the football stadium. And they want to spend more than that for the baseball team.
I am so angry, I sustained a nice killing rage the entire drive home.
I'm not quite as red-hot pissed as I was, though. Otherwise, I'd be incoherent.
Right. This is Ana's monthly rant about something...