lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
2005-03-10 01:39 pm

SG-1: silly, How to Make a Start

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: PG. Set: Pre-Reckoning. Spoilers: Er. Gemini, New Order.
Notes: Totally RowanD's fault. (incidentally, the title is from Garbage's 'The Trick is to Keep Breathing', the next line is 'everything's about to fall apart'.
Warnings: Character death, inappropriate humor, emus.
Pairings: Er... Sam/Pete, vague Sam/Jack
I make no claims to liking or disliking Pete.

How to Make a Start
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
2005-03-09 02:17 am

SG-1, Every Step Taken, R/NC17, Jack/Pete

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R/NC17. There are... willies involved. (I can't help it. One of the RP Pete Wisdoms was whining about his willy)
Notes: In all honesty, this went places I wasn't expecting. This is probably the last one, though. Sorry, Canth.
Pairing: Jack/Pete. Spoilers: None. Set: Season Eight.

Every Step Taken
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
2005-03-08 03:04 am

hrm. untitled SG-1 porn.

This one almost qualifies as porn by numbers. (hey Meyer, it's not quite what you wanted, but I tried. I just... have difficulty with tears)
Don't own 'em. really.
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lyssie: (Jill RE:A - While my sky)
2005-03-06 02:48 am

omfg. I just broke my brain.

So, so... This will contain spoilers for Reckoning and Threads!
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lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
2005-03-05 11:23 pm

SG-1: Burning... Ears?, PG13/R

Disclaimer: not mine. Rating: R/PG13.
Set: post-Threads, spoils a little bit of Atlantis's "Letters From Pegasus"
Notes: Liz wanted me to write a scene with Sam watching the McKay video. I... elaborated, slightly.

Burning... Ears?
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
2005-02-26 01:46 am

scam: sg-1. pr0n.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R. ish. Sex.
Set: Season one.
Notes: This one is all nos' fault. Who gave it a look-see, which means that it doesn't suck now. So you should all thank her. (It was also inspired by the one she just posted, which is also good, so you should all read it)
Pairing: c'mon, guess already.

New-made Religion
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
2005-02-22 02:56 am

SCAM: SG-1. Sam/Jack

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R/NC17. Sex. Character Death. Sam/Jack.
Set: Season 7. I suppose.
Notes: This one was a nos' request. Title swiped from Garbage's "Medication"

Cut to the Bone
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Grayza - Fatal blow)
2005-02-14 12:50 am

ficletdoubledrabble. sg-1

erm. was reminded of something, and saw the 'world ends with a whimper not a bang thingie' line from some poem...
disclaimer: not mine. Set: s8. Or so.

Poet Calling
ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (JoRoper - OMC)
2005-02-13 12:53 am
lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
2005-02-08 03:28 am

scam: sg-1

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R/NC17. Gay sex.
Set: Post-Affinity, Season 8.
Pairing:PETE/JACK
Notes: Happy, Canth? (well, I made a schmoopy Sam/Pete desktop, why not some gritty Jack/Pete slash...). Title: Seether's 'Fine Again'

No Color to Behold
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (ShipperTroll!)
2005-02-03 06:30 pm

pointless, happy Sam/Jack fluff...

Kinda Subreality, but they don't get Plot Weasel status. Lestat and Stryfe, however, are still drinking with each other...

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lyssie: (Default)
2005-01-27 09:51 pm

hrm. Well, you can all blame Livilla....

For making me think about article-y things I could do for the Life during wartime photo...

http://lyssie.the-family-archives.com/manipu/dts/sgnews.jpg

And the text of the 'article'.
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lyssie: (Default)
2005-01-15 09:52 pm

yaaaay!!

My toes are cold. And there is scary cartoon on TV. And we watched NCIS, and there was Ari. And... he's really fucking irritating and can he just never reappear again? kthnxbai.

Will ramble about Battlestar Galactica later.

And Ryuu wrote ficlet: http://www.livejournal.com/users/karma_aster/86083.html

And I wrote a ficlet: Sam/Jack
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lyssie: (Default)
2005-01-11 11:03 pm

ohmigod, I can't believe I wrote this... SCAM: SG-1

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: NC17/R. Slash.
Notes: Nos' wanted this. Pairing: Jack/Pete
Spoilers: Affinity. Season 8.

Feel Like We're Drowning
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kitty Pete java love)
2005-01-11 09:16 pm

oh, and fluffy SCAM: SG-1

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Set: pre-series.
Notes: Just a little thing inspired by a comment made to ljs_lj. Ryuu gave me the name for Sam's mother.

Future In My Eyes
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Default)
2005-01-09 08:20 pm

Random SG-1 spam. Sam/Jack fluff

From an on-going, unfinished fic:

Cut for sappiness.
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lyssie: (Kitty Pete java love)
2004-12-26 02:46 am

Fic, and an amusingly nuts log...

Karma Aster: And preggers...er, we're not talking the Spawn of Pete here, are we?
Analyssie: no. ew.
Analyssie: Jack's HeroSperm.
Karma Aster: Sweet.
Karma Aster: Do they get little microscopic capes?
Analyssie: *dies*
Analyssie: And masks, and little fencing foils!
Karma Aster: And little tiny wide-brimmed hats with feathers in them!
Karma Aster: It's very single-cell Scarlet Pimpernal!
Analyssie: *nods*
Analyssie: Complete with the foppish accent, and lace when off-duty.
Karma Aster: Oh, of course.
Karma Aster: Okay, damn, that is the single weirdest visual I have ever had.
Analyssie: *cackles*
Karma Aster: Sheesh...so do Pete's have this whole Count Rugen thing going on?
Karma Aster: I mean, complete with six fingers on the right hand?
Karma Aster: And the gleeful sadism?
Analyssie: yes!
Karma Aster: Or would that be Ba'al's?
Analyssie: Luckily, Sam's, er, birth control is made of naquadah-laced trinium.
Karma Aster: (dies)
Analyssie: (Jack's sweet-talk it)

- *smirk*

Fic (that has nothing to do with the log)

Disclaimer: Not mine. Rating: R/nc17. Sex. Corny.
notes: sleepy now. But. Porn! Pairing: Sam/Jack. Slightly ooc. Mention of Pete. Season 8. Going to bed now. This would, btw, be NOS' fault for suggesting that Sam and Jack would EVER, uh... anyway.

Virtual Fantasy vs. Reality
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Parker not end well)
2004-12-20 11:06 pm

scam: sg-1

ficlet. For Liz.
premise: Sam's phone rings off world. It's Simon, trying to reach Lizzie...
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lyssie: (Kitty Pete java love)
2004-12-18 01:15 am

SCAM: SG-1...

Disclaimer: Not mine. Totally. Rating: R.
Set: Season 8, pre-Gemini.
Pairing: erm... Sam/Jack
Notes: Full explanation at the bottom. Although, this entire thing can be blamed on Jara, Liz, and Ryuu.

The Light and the Glory: The Life of Aurelia Maria Susanna Calarionsis
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kitty Pete java love)
2004-12-07 08:15 pm

drabbley thing

Pete, dead, using the stuff in Val's pocket (Canadian penny, lint, chapstick). (inmyhead this is Gibbs and Ducky, but it really isn't)

"Cause of death?"

"A round piece of copper and nickel, roughly half an inch in diameter."

"You're joking."

"No."

"Are you saying this man was killed with a penny?"

"It's a *Canadian* penny. And he choked on it."

"Ah. Canadian. That makes all the difference, really. And the lint collected at his knuckles?"

"He appears to have been slightly obsessive-compulsive. The laundry had just been done."

"Weird."

"Chapstick had been smeared on the floor, causing his fall. We think he stepped on it, swallowed the penny wrong."

"Ok. Pete Shanahan, accidental death. I'll get the paperwork through."

"You do that."

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