lyssie | oh, flist...

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oh, flist...

*throws self down, prostrate* Forgive me for my sins, for I have wanked....

It's a small wank, though. Sadly.

Do I get 40 lashes? Cold and hot water torture? Or should I just be sexually-repressed and go back to writing porn?

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1128595.html

(nothing says sexual repression like Courtney Love drunk and looking to screw a guy in a bathroom, you know)

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What cracks me up is that the FW write up is nigh incomprehensible. English as a second/third/seventeenth language, or just fucking illiterate?

For a sexually repressed person, hon, you write some godawfully sumptuous porn. I'm just sayin'.

Edited 2007-12-10 03:08 (UTC)

I can't quite blame the poster. The anonymous commenter was pretty incomprehensible.

Dude, I'm gonna get so much mileage out of the sexually repressed accusation. It fills me with glee.

I've been going around all day saying how sexually repressed

lyssie is.

All that porn was ghost-written!

Now write me some toaster/Peruvian coil scat porn.

Ew, noo.

LOL. *clings in wank-solidarity*

Just remember, your flist will rush to defend you in your own journal. *nods*

I'm anticipating it, having been sorely maligned. For one thing, they didn't give me the dignity of the lj thingie. I'm lyssie not

lyssie *sulks*

Those bastards. ;)

...I kinda love that icon.

Heeeeeeee. I do, too.

naushika made it in a public post, ages ago, along with this one (and one other). So I think it's grabbable.

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That icon just made me spit out tea laughing. That's rather awesome.

\o/ Thank you. I only ~~swipe~~ borrow the best.

naushika posted it in an icons post ages ago, so as I said, I think it's grabbable. This one was the last of the three I grabbed that day. :)

*taps foot*

I can forgive wank if I get my Cally fic.

IT'S ALMOST FINISHED. Sheesh. You'd think you were hard up for lesbian porn, or something.

The world always needs more Cally lesbian porn.

INEEDATITLE.

Since you went to bed, you get the worst title ever. *sticks out tongue*

Damn right. The man needs his lesbian porn ASAP!

*dances around the room*

Yes, you sure do hate all Kara/Lee shippers. Wait, you secretly hate me?

*goes to sulk in the corner*

*shakes fingers* That's what happens when you spend all day and night slagging off on characters who aren't Kara and Lee.

*is proud*

By the way...this anony-reply has to be my favorite:

"Doesn't matter what you write. I still think you're stupid."

What was your point about IQs again? >:)

*giggles*

I still say the best was the anonymous not getting that "Only an immature person believes in rape." is a dumbass comment.

Skiffy makes them dwindle!

And, actually, the point about the IQs is that the threads on Skiffy all tend to be full of "Hi! I had cookies for breakfast!" with no actual content. (other than character-bashing, if they happened to get in the way of the 'ship)

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All those Lee and Kara shippers on my flist? They're totally robots. Or fignments of my imagination. (And if you're robots, can you all run a revolution?)

I don't actually read most threads there, unless realllyreallyreallyreally bored. But I do post in the Kara/Anders thread, if only to annoy the other people who hate the 'ship. (I never said I wasn't petty)

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But, for serious, never date a guy who might order you to manually trigger a nuclear device the next morning and then wangst at you for being ticked about it. *chokes on her laughter*

I do not suffer from my Kara addiction. I revel in it. And possibly annoy people with it.

But, for serious, never date a guy who might order you to manually trigger a nuclear device the next morning and then wangst at you for being ticked about it. There's really no upside to that relationship.

HA!

*is so confused, and more so after reading all of this*

I'm an equal opportunity shipper for Kara.. most men on BSG qualify, especially if it's written well.

Now, can lyssie and her sexual repression please produce some Kara porn? Cause, well, the only cure for a nasty thing like this, is some equally hot and nasty porn.

*laughs* I'm writing Atlantis porn right now. Kara's going to have to wait.

Oh? And what yummy pairing is this porn?

Weir/Sheppard.

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I know, I know. But I was bored yesterday. Also, it was so hard not to reply when their logic was so clearly impaired.

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It's hard not to generalize, when I see the same patterns repeated over and over, from fandom to fandom.

Popular Pairing X takes over the fandom, and if you don't ship it you're stupid. Character-bashing is completely and utterly allowed, even glorified in many cases (Sam/Jack vs. Daniel!), especially alternate love interests (poor Pete).

Now, BSG is extra special, because the canon is apparently so god-damned threatening they have to go to extra lengths to deny that Kara might love someone else.

I have to say that at least I haven't (yet) seen someone claim Kara should have been raped and tortured for daring to love another man. I'm not holding my breath, though.

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THIS is why I am a big turkey and friendslock everything that isn't all sunshine and puppies! Which, admittedly, is not very much. All of one entry, in fact. Sadly, this did not save me from wanking elsewhere. :/ Damn troll was just too enticing. :D

*laughs* I rarely flock stuff. But I also rarely post stuff that could end up wanky. (I have a roommate. She gets bitched at when I'm cranky)

It was the lack of intelligence and reading comprehension that got me. I just... couldn't help it.

It was the lack of intelligence and reading comprehension that got me. I just... couldn't help it.

I knoooow! It was arrogant and it couldn't string a sentence together. One of these I could have left alone, but both! ;)

Well, I feel the worst for you, really. Now everyone knows about your great sexual repression. *dies laughing*

Once it devolved to personal attacks, there was no point. But the logic. The logic just couldn't be ignored.

*snigger* That is going to amuse the fuck out of me for months, probably.

As a Kara/Lee 'shipper, I feel so... persecuted! But wait! As a Lee/Dee 'shipper, I feel so... complacent! And as a Sam/Kara 'shipper, I feel so...

Fuck it. Can you just write me some hot pr0n, please?

AHAHAH.

Sorry,

qwirky got to me first. I have Lantis porn to title and then, bed.

Ah, but see, the beautiful thing about being a multi-shipper is that you can enjoy everybody else's hot pr0n, too. :)

Whoot! I am... spent.

Damn. I seem to have missed some entertaining drahma while I was off doing holiday stuff over the weekend.

Next time, we will hold off until you're around? *eg*

First MV, now you? OH WHAT IS MY FRIENDSLIST COMING TO?
(or F_W has totally gone *yawn*)

We are degenerate fools! Fools, I tell you! (dude. how the frak did MRV get onto fw??? Were they really that hard up? She's, like, the most inoffensive person EVER)

Yeah, I knew that when she was saying that the Who fandom was particularly wanky, it must have merit (since she's been through the SG-1 Sam/Jack wankery years and all), but I didn't realize the extent of how strong the Doctor/Rose negativity was until, well, *she* of all people, got on F_W.

Fandom Wank has rapidly lost its cache and amusement value. Sad, really. It used to be so funny with the genuine wank of Stupid People and their Pretensions.

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