oh, flist...

[lyssie]

*throws self down, prostrate* Forgive me for my sins, for I have wanked....

It's a small wank, though. Sadly.

Do I get 40 lashes? Cold and hot water torture? Or should I just be sexually-repressed and go back to writing porn?

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1128595.html

(nothing says sexual repression like Courtney Love drunk and looking to screw a guy in a bathroom, you know)

Comments

[kali921.livejournal.com]

What cracks me up is that the FW write up is nigh incomprehensible. English as a second/third/seventeenth language, or just fucking illiterate?

For a sexually repressed person, hon, you write some godawfully sumptuous porn. I'm just sayin'.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I can't quite blame the poster. The anonymous commenter was pretty incomprehensible.

Dude, I'm gonna get so much mileage out of the sexually repressed accusation. It fills me with glee.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

I've been going around all day saying how sexually repressed lyssie is.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

All that porn was ghost-written!

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Now write me some toaster/Peruvian coil scat porn.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Ew, noo.