oh, flist...

[lyssie]

*throws self down, prostrate* Forgive me for my sins, for I have wanked....

It's a small wank, though. Sadly.

Do I get 40 lashes? Cold and hot water torture? Or should I just be sexually-repressed and go back to writing porn?

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1128595.html

(nothing says sexual repression like Courtney Love drunk and looking to screw a guy in a bathroom, you know)

Comments

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

But, for serious, never date a guy who might order you to manually trigger a nuclear device the next morning and then wangst at you for being ticked about it. There's really no upside to that relationship.

HA!