oh, flist...

[lyssie]

*throws self down, prostrate* Forgive me for my sins, for I have wanked....

It's a small wank, though. Sadly.

Do I get 40 lashes? Cold and hot water torture? Or should I just be sexually-repressed and go back to writing porn?

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1128595.html

(nothing says sexual repression like Courtney Love drunk and looking to screw a guy in a bathroom, you know)

Comments

[kali921.livejournal.com]

What cracks me up is that the FW write up is nigh incomprehensible. English as a second/third/seventeenth language, or just fucking illiterate?

For a sexually repressed person, hon, you write some godawfully sumptuous porn. I'm just sayin'.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

LOL. *clings in wank-solidarity*

Just remember, your flist will rush to defend you in your own journal. *nods*

[timjr.livejournal.com]

*taps foot*

I can forgive wank if I get my Cally fic.

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

*dances around the room*

Yes, you sure do hate all Kara/Lee shippers. Wait, you secretly hate me?

*goes to sulk in the corner*

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

*is proud*

By the way...this anony-reply has to be my favorite:

"Doesn't matter what you write. I still think you're stupid."

What was your point about IQs again? >:)

[mrushgdi.livejournal.com]

*is so confused, and more so after reading all of this*

I'm an equal opportunity shipper for Kara.. most men on BSG qualify, especially if it's written well.

Now, can lyssie and her sexual repression please produce some Kara porn? Cause, well, the only cure for a nasty thing like this, is some equally hot and nasty porn.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

THIS is why I am a big turkey and friendslock everything that isn't all sunshine and puppies! Which, admittedly, is not very much. All of one entry, in fact. Sadly, this did not save me from wanking elsewhere. :/ Damn troll was just too enticing. :D

[stargazercmc.livejournal.com]

As a Kara/Lee 'shipper, I feel so... persecuted! But wait! As a Lee/Dee 'shipper, I feel so... complacent! And as a Sam/Kara 'shipper, I feel so...

Fuck it. Can you just write me some hot pr0n, please?

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

Damn. I seem to have missed some entertaining drahma while I was off doing holiday stuff over the weekend.

[hyari.livejournal.com]

First MV, now you? OH WHAT IS MY FRIENDSLIST COMING TO?
(or F_W has totally gone *yawn*)