Oh, my head hurts so flonqing much...

[lyssie]

The following contains Moebius spoilers


>> So working with the idea that time is not linear,
>> could anyone else
>> evision a fic (probably humerous) where Geek Sam and
>> Alternate Jack
>> get it on the past and real Sam and Jack feel it
>> simultaenously in
>> the future?
>>
>> Does that make sense to anyone besides me?
>>
>> Mlee
>
>
>And both Sams get pregnant.....

I love this story idea!! Somebody, write it quick!!

*cries*

ETA:
So, is anyone going to write a fic where J&S in the
Egypt get pregnant?

It could also have this-time-line Sam get pregnant,
some transfer of Jack's sperm thru time-space continuum,...

Comments

[ex-aardie509.livejournal.com]

*cries with you*

Dude - so of the bad ...... *huggles*

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Oh no - there was an even better comment later on. Something about altJack's sperm traveling through the space/time continuum to infect (sorry, impregnate) realSam?

*dies* Or maybe that was implied by this comment, I don't know. Either way, terrifying

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

oh, god. I saw that and blocked it out. *covers eyes*

[(Anonymous)]

I had a terrifying vision of Jack's 'manhood' and the wormhole when I read that one...


Sandy

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

where Geek Sam and
>> Alternate Jack
>> get it on the past and real Sam and Jack feel it
>> simultaenously in
>> the future?


This? Was actually the plot of an old skool Fantasy Island. Ventriloquist (female) brought her (also female) dummy to life...and felt everything the dummy did. Dummy was no dummy and went after the guy the girl was sekritly!pining for and sexed him.

...no, I swear to God, I am not making this up.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

DE PLANE! De plane!

(I am so not surprised)

I am so going to fan-hell...

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Jack looked over the rim of his coffee cup to find Sam glaring at him as she'd been since they'd woken up that morning. "What?"

"You didn't make me come last night," she muttered, frowning.

Jack put his coffee down and stared at her for a long moment. "Um...that's because we didn't have sex last night, Carter," he said carefully.

"...what?"

"We didn't have sex," he repeated patiently. "Remember? You stayed late to work on a project and I was asleep by the time you got home."

"But...but I remember us..." she broke off, looking very confused. Jack reached out and placed the back of his hand against her forehead.

"Maybe you should just call in today-" he began.

"I'm fine!" she exclaimed, pushing his hand away. "I just...it must've been a dream."

Jack's hand moved to cup her cheek. "Bad dream, then." He kissed her lightly. "We'll have to make sure you don't have it again tonight."

"Mmm..." she agreed, leaning against him. "Any coffee left?"

Re: I am so going to fan-hell...

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

As for the pregnancy bit? Here goes...


"Um..." Sam looked a bit embarrassed. "About that pregnancy test..."

"Yeah?"

"Did you know that if you let them sit too long, you sometimes get a false positive?" Sam coughed a bit. "Because I didn't know that."

"...false positive?"

"Yeah."

His eyebrows shot up. "And the, uh, morning sickness?"

"Bad guacamole," she muttered, "combined with a GI bug."

"So, you're-"

"Not pregnant," she finished.

"Oh, thank god," Jack replied, hugging her.

Re: I am so going to fan-hell...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

I love you.

Get yer ass on aim! (it seems to be back)

[saramund.livejournal.com]

my brain is hurting from teh bad!!!

[ex-aardie509.livejournal.com]

OMG! My darling Bec said "teh bad"!!!

*Aardie loses consciousness from the shock of Bec using Netspeak*

[saramund.livejournal.com]

shaddup, you.

[ex-aardie509.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently and grins*

[ilanala]

Owwwwww... *bangs head on wall*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Even time and space are no match for Teh Sexinator!

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

Teh Bad...Teh Bad!

*curls up into fetal position*

Please let me know when it's safe to go back over to the lists.

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

...oh, wait, they were serious?!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

yeah. the pain, man... i need tequila.

[obsidian179.livejournal.com]

Okay, yes, the Moebius approach to time travel (and, on a side note, wasn't it just SO damn convenient that of the original SG-1, only Daniel - whose alternate had just been killed - survived?) did give me a plotbunny or two, but that... That's just kind of scary.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*hurts inside*

[morwen_peredhil]

What is with this fixation with knocking up every possible version of Sam?

*curls up in fetal position and trembles*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I don't know. But I loathe it. And it makes me write fic where there are no babies.

[morwen_peredhil]

It's an even more sore subject than usual due to a recent, extremely traumatic encounter with Sheppard/Weir babyfic. (No apparent contraception — Lizzie would never be that stupid! — unwanted pregnancy, abortion sought. Then it got frighteningly religious and I skipped to the end to see whether she had magically turned into a Stepford mother-to-be. Yep.) Babies don't belong on Atlantis any more than they do on the Galactica.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, one of these days I *will* finish the "Sheppard gets gifted with some alien chick's baby because he almost sexed her, and of course the baby isn't his" fic. Hrm.

[morwen_peredhil]

Now that sounds funny! The Pegasus Galaxy's resident Captain Kirk needs to learn to be a little more responsible when it comes to the hot alien chicks.

[kataclysmic.livejournal.com]

OMMMMMMMMMMMMG. Baby!fic!1!!!eleven!!!shift!11111

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Ok, it was an intriguing idea (yet even more implausible than the episode itself) UNTIL someone said the magical word - pregnant.

*sob* It burns!

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't last ten minutes on that list. Sweet Heru. MAKE THEM STOP WITH TEH BEBBIES.

>.<

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

There's been a lot of me '....' ing recently. And tequila. I have totally mentioned tequila...

And, actually, I'm really tempted to ask a question about why all the Baby! crap..

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Bluh. Dee. HELL.

*cries with everyone else*

The stupid, it burns. I miss '95, when the 'net hadn't quite gone to hell yet.

And note, they're not just in A Egypt, but THE Egypt. Thankfully, that person isn't writing the fic of pain.

J

Ahahahahahahaha!

[nique.livejournal.com]

I mock your fandom! For it is scary and filled with stupid! And mine is larglynonexistantbutlest'snotgetintoit filled only with amazing, intelligent, and capable writers. And Buffywatcher

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Ohmygodbecky! What is it with these people you tell me about?????? They scare me. No doubt Sam is scared, too. And with good reason.

The Internet if frakin' crazy, man. I need coffee. I should know better than to read the 'net in the morning before I've had coffee. :::mutters to self about crazies and goes back under rock:::