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2005-03-31 05:27 am (UTC)
Re: I am so going to fan-hell...
As for the pregnancy bit? Here goes...
"Um..." Sam looked a bit embarrassed. "About that pregnancy test..."
"Yeah?"
"Did you know that if you let them sit too long, you sometimes get a false positive?" Sam coughed a bit. "Because I didn't know that."
"...false positive?"
"Yeah."
His eyebrows shot up. "And the, uh, morning sickness?"
"Bad guacamole," she muttered, "combined with a GI bug."
"So, you're-"
"Not pregnant," she finished.
"Oh, thank god," Jack replied, hugging her.
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Re: I am so going to fan-hell...
"Um..." Sam looked a bit embarrassed. "About that pregnancy test..."
"Yeah?"
"Did you know that if you let them sit too long, you sometimes get a false positive?" Sam coughed a bit. "Because I didn't know that."
"...false positive?"
"Yeah."
His eyebrows shot up. "And the, uh, morning sickness?"
"Bad guacamole," she muttered, "combined with a GI bug."
"So, you're-"
"Not pregnant," she finished.
"Oh, thank god," Jack replied, hugging her.