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Allie's fault, 'cause she was talking B5, and the only thing I know (atm) is Kosh, and his irritating sayings. And Daniel would so do that....

"To err is human, to forgive divine."

"OK.... Daniel?"

"Water flows swifter downstream."

"...DANIEL!"

"Moss grows not on a stone which rolls."

"Hell. Carter!"

"Sir?"

"Daniel's stuck in Annoying Mode."

"Oh."

*FWAP*

"OW! Sa-am, what was that for?"

"You were irritating the Colonel."

*pout*

"Daniel!"

"But, Ja-ack."

"No. Carter?"

"Sir?"

"How come he got more annoying now that he's alive again?"

"Law of physics, sir."

"Which one, Carter?"

"I am not annoying!"

"Newton's 13th, sir."

"13th, Carter?"

"Everything must have an equal and opposite annoying inter-reaction, when the sum of pi is less than three x?"

"...Carter, you so made that up."

"Did not, sir."

"You so did."

"Not."

"Did."

"Not."

"Did!"

"HEY! Would the two of you just shut up?"

"NO!."

"Ask not and ye shall receive."

"Daniel."

"Can we just get back to the mission?"

"Sure, sure..."

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