Random SG-1

[lyssie]

Allie's fault, 'cause she was talking B5, and the only thing I know (atm) is Kosh, and his irritating sayings. And Daniel would so do that....


"To err is human, to forgive divine."

"OK.... Daniel?"

"Water flows swifter downstream."

"...DANIEL!"

"Moss grows not on a stone which rolls."

"Hell. Carter!"

"Sir?"

"Daniel's stuck in Annoying Mode."

"Oh."

*FWAP*

"OW! Sa-am, what was that for?"

"You were irritating the Colonel."

*pout*

"Daniel!"

"But, Ja-ack."

"No. Carter?"

"Sir?"

"How come he got more annoying now that he's alive again?"

"Law of physics, sir."

"Which one, Carter?"

"I am not annoying!"

"Newton's 13th, sir."

"13th, Carter?"

"Everything must have an equal and opposite annoying inter-reaction, when the sum of pi is less than three x?"

"...Carter, you so made that up."

"Did not, sir."

"You so did."

"Not."

"Did."

"Not."

"Did!"

"HEY! Would the two of you just shut up?"

"NO!."

"Ask not and ye shall receive."

"Daniel."

"Can we just get back to the mission?"

"Sure, sure..."

Comments

*laughs*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

KOSH!!! Ah... I heart me the Vorlons. Which means I probably should like the ascendy folk on Stargate more than I do... oh well. Maybe I was Vorlon-ed out?

And Sam *so* makes up scientific justification for things all the time. And only gets caught when Janet's in the room, but it's unclear whether she doesn't get caught because the others don't know that she's making it up... or because they're just not listening :)

Re: *laughs*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Little bit of both. If she's gone on for long enough, no one's listening. If it's Jack, he suspects, but he's not gonna take the time to call her on it (hell, if she thinks that's how it works, and it does work? He's all for that. Questioning the sanity of the woman who saves your ass on a bi-weekly basis is grounds for getting that ass singed...)

And Daniel doesn't care.

Teal'c knows, but he's completely amused, because Jack gets that cute little "Carter's talking. Hee." look on his face.

*laughs more*

[aj.livejournal.com]

"Carter's talking. Hee."

*dies*

Re: *laughs more*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*pokes corpse*

Hrm.

Can I have your DVD burner and computer and stuff?

Eh.

[aj.livejournal.com]

I need a stupid conversion program first. Because I, apparently, can't make burnable DVD's with out it. *SMITES*

But bring the good copies of Red Cap, because it looks like it will work *soon*. *sigh*

Re: *laughs*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Teal'c: "I do not believe that is truly a universal constant, Major Carter."
Jack: "What are you talking about? She's explaining with *food.* It has to be real if she's explaining with food... doesn't it?"
Sam: "It is SO a real theory!"
Jack: "See? Toldya."
Teal'c: "I believe she is attempting to fool you, O'Neill."
Daniel: *reading* *snags cookie without looking*
Sam: "Daniel! You're eating the sun!"
Daniel: "Whu?"
Sam: *flails hands at display*
Daniel: "This cookie was the sun?"
Jack: "Seriously, Danny, you should pay more attention."
Daniel: "I'll... um... go get you another cookie."
Sam: *makes crushed face*
Daniel: "I'm really sorry, Sam. I didn't know. Here! You can use this napkin as the sun, okay? Explain it again. I'm listening this time."
Teal'c: *dies laughing on the inside*

See, this?

[aj.livejournal.com]

THIS is why I want to jump Teal'c. Well, other rather physical reasons too, but this.

*dies laughing on the outside*

SG-1 really is a constant stream of amusement for our shov'la.

And OMG! Beware the power of Sam making the crushed face! Even Janet trembles in fear of it. Because she only makes it when she's sincere and really? Who wouldn't tremble in the face of Sam looking crushed?

I know!

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

And if her lip starts wobbling? It is ALL OVER. People will start falling all over her trying to makeitbettermakeitstop. And it really is because she's so sincere about it (you know, I'll bet Sam thinks that she has mastered the Stoic Emotionless Face, despite not even getting close).

Cassie, of course, saw and mimicked and coopted for purposes of evil. Daniel and Sam totally fall for it. Jack and Janet are like "Yeah, whatever, I don't believe you until I see REAL TEARS."

Sam: "How can you SAY that? Cassie, honey, it's okay..."
Jack: "You're FALLING for it!"
Cassie: *wibble*
Daniel: *panicks*
Sam: "Want some ice cream? I saw ice cream in the fridge."
Jack: "Oh, for crying out loud..."
Janet: "You're only encouraging her, you know. You still have to go upstairs till your homework's done, Cass."
Cassie: "Dammit! What was I doing wrong?"
Janet: "You overdid the lip-trembling."
Jack: "And some tears. Some tears would have been good."
Cassie: "All RIGHT. Fine. I'll be back when my math homework's done."
Daniel: "I am... so confused."
Sam: "You people are heartless. You know that?"
Jack: "Don't worry, Sam. We love that you're a softie."
Sam: "I am NOT!"
Cassie: (from upstairs) "You really are!"
Janet: "HOMEWORK! NOW!"
Sam: "At least let me bring her some ice cream."
Janet: "I don't think there's any hope for her."
Jack: "I know, I know, but not *everyone* can be evil."

Re: I know!

[besyd.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Cassie definitely has Sam and Danny wrapped around her little finger. Jack too, for some things, but not this. LOL!

Re: *laughs*

[besyd.livejournal.com]

And Danny would so do that ... and have no clue.

T so evil. Hee!

Re: *laughs*

[besyd.livejournal.com]

Sometimes Jack just (secretly) enjoys listening to her.

Re: *laughs*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yup. Because it's Carter, and while he doesn't get everything, he tries. Someday, he's gonna know as much as her. It just won't be organised.

[besyd.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

I love you. :D

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Love you more. ;)