SCAM: SG-1, fluff, PG

Disclaimer: Not mine. Set: s8, after Affinity.
Improbable FLUFF
Pairing: Sam/Jack, Pete is mentioned.
Warning: Fluffy snark. And Pete. Who is in this.
Notes: This came to me in a dream (omfg, what a stupid cliche!) this morning when I was lazing around in bed debating whether to get up...

Improbably Yours
by ALC Punk!
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SCAM: X-Force, Domino/Cable

SCAM: X-Force, Domino/Cable
Disclaimer: Not mine. Marvel's. Rating: R/NC17. Sex. Bad language. Snark.
Set: Er... probably right before Murder World was blown up, I think. Or maybe after, when X-Force was at the Mansion. Either way... Before John Francis Moore did bad things to them.
Notes: It's monkey sex. And there are actual monkeys!! Mwah.
For Timey, who requested Dom/Nate porn with humor. And, er, then was talking about monkeys with sticks in the 'cafe, RIGHT after I'd seen another one of those god-awful Monkey Sex drabbles posted on the list... (or something like that. It's been sitting in my head like a bad taste all day, man)
ALSO. My playlist kept playing Tiffany and Debbie Gibson while I was writing this. And while Nate and Dom may be mentally 16, that WASN'T HELPFUL!!!
Further note: I want a telekinetic.

Monkey Sex
by ALC Punk!
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okay, that's it.

Dear Sam and Jack shippers:

NO MORE.

Stop writing wedding fics where Sam leaves Pete for Jack. We've had a few good ones, but we've hit the limit. We do not need ten thousand of them just because you think your version will be the bestest EVER.

In reality, it's much more likely that they'll break up BEFORE the wedding.

So just stop it already.

And can we please have more fic with Jonas in it?

kthnxbai.

the only good gedi is a dead geni.

Or whatever the fuck they're spelling it as.

And now BG is on. And. Wow. Um. Bored. And the President has new hair color.
Spoiler-cut for SG spoilers.
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