okay, that's it.

[lyssie]

Dear Sam and Jack shippers:

NO MORE.

Stop writing wedding fics where Sam leaves Pete for Jack. We've had a few good ones, but we've hit the limit. We do not need ten thousand of them just because you think your version will be the bestest EVER.

In reality, it's much more likely that they'll break up BEFORE the wedding.

So just stop it already.

And can we please have more fic with Jonas in it?

kthnxbai.

Comments

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

You wrote the best one anyway, ha!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I did? hrm. *disturbed*

I should... go write fucked-up Bobby/Emma. Hrm.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

ICON LOVE! OMGSQUEEEEEEEEEE!

Ahem.

I'll just... go back over here now...

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

I haven't been reading much Sam/Jack lately... I'm glad I haven't missed anything actually *new*!

And YES. More JONAS!!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Well.... there's been some ok stuff. But there're only so many wedding fics I can take before I'm like, "enough is enough, people!"

There should always be more Jonas.

[daisycm83.livejournal.com]

Thank God you said it, or I was about to. Bah. Stupid stupid stupid. Hate that.

And dude. Jonas!

*goes back to work on pants!fic that has Jonas in it*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* There are just too damned many of them!

*smoooches*

Yes! pants!fic!

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

What about a Sam and Pete marriage fic for a change, eh? *snickers*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

There are quite enough of those, too. They make me puke.

[calyx.livejournal.com]

How about wedding fics where Sam leaves Jonas for Jack? Or Pete for Jonas? Or Pete leaxes Sam for Jonas?

[jemster.livejournal.com]

*head spins*

[calyx.livejournal.com]

Oh. You *know* you want it. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/]

*is guilty of the above crime*

But you're right; Jonas does need more fic... *loves on Jonas and his enthusiasm*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

WORD. My slightly neurotic mind can't take anymore. Especially not the idea that her and Pete get that far down the aisle.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Jonas needs so much more fic. Because he's very adorable.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

So then Sam left Pete for Jack. Pete was kinda sad, but not a major character. He probably killed himself or something, cuz he was a psycho who stalked her. So then she done sex with Jack and had triplets called Grace. Amen.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

....*snicker*

You forgot the bit where Pete stalked them all until Jack, the Big Hero, killed him...

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Damn, knew I was missing something.