lyssie: (Inara Serra can kill you ten ways)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2010-05-09 07:20 pm

*giggles like a small child*

Diana Gabaldon has deleted her wanky fanfic posts. This is sad, as I was sort of enjoying reading along.

[identity profile] crazedturkey.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Did she really? OMG. Now her fail level has moved to epic. What a moron, seriously!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose someone could have hacked her account... =D

[identity profile] crazedturkey.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh c'mon don't give her the benefit of the doubt! After all you and I are murdering paedophiles!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ WE ARE MAGNIFICENT. Also, I feel like I should read her stuff just to write fic about it.

[identity profile] saramund.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Now I read her stuff and LOVE it, but this wank-fest just made me cringe and wish she'd kept her mouth shut...

still, deleting? That doesn't delete the wank, that just UPS it... cause you know somewhere someone has a screen dump of it - and it enters myth-space now.

Fanfic writers untie*!



*yes, spelling on purpose.

ancarett: Clark Kent laughs at Lois Lane (Hee! Smallville)

[personal profile] ancarett 2010-05-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure someone over at f_w has screencapped them for posterity.

Hee!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha. That wouldn't surprise me. I have a bunch of the original post and comments saved as a text file (I was going to read it at work and then forgot to).

[identity profile] acetal.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Link to the thread with link to the record is here (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1246633.html?thread=213924009#t213924009) if you want it.
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[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously?? Oy. Close comments if you must, but nothing multiplies a PR fumble like deletion.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yup. I'm sort of wondering if someone in PR poked her and she deleted instead of posting again.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I can tell, despite having been around on the internet for a long time, she, um, is very newbieish.

[identity profile] gordon-r-d.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
But...but...where has the wank gone?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Captain Swann needed to burn things? =D
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[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"And furthermore, that signal is over a thousand feet high! The ENTIRE fannish navy is out looking for me. Do you honestly think there is ANYONE on the internet who could POSSIBLY miss it?"
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[identity profile] emmiere.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers a lot*

[identity profile] saramund.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
*hands over the internet*
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[identity profile] emmiere.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. I'm sure she can just forget it ever happened now! ;)

I suppose this means she deleted her "please don't fanfic me" post then too? Not that anyone's likely to be confused.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
She did, but her website has a short little paragraph asking people not to write fanfiction of her works.
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[identity profile] emmiere.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'll miss the entertainment too, if not all it sucking all my time away. Heh. :)

[identity profile] asimaiyat.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I still don't know who she is! Except that apparently she doesn't like fanfic very much?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Her books make excellent door-stoppers.
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[identity profile] crazedturkey.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
i know right! She's on record having said that! And we're the theives! (and paedophiles + murderers!) *lolz*

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I can't compare to the source material as I havent seen classic who but Jamie Fraser, the male hero/lead is named after that dude and the guy who played him. But the actor isn't a 6'3 redheaded Highlander so it doesn't count! Trufax.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie Fraser is based shamelessly off of Jamie McCrimmon, played by Frazer Hines, who was an 18th-century Highlander. Who travelled in time with the Doctor. Only, you know, her version doesn't include a Time Lord or something, idek.

*eyeroll*

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)

Oh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Highlanders_%28Doctor_Who%29

Why yes, I certainly can see the . . . "inspiration". Nah, Claire's no timelord. She's just from the future and tries to stop the Jacobites and the massacre at Culloden.

Sadly, the books are eating my brain so I will be going through all...6 I think.

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I must admit I have been reading her books for three days.

They are very long.
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[identity profile] nicole-anell.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
*continues to snicker*

[identity profile] sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
This will never not be funny.

[identity profile] ellestra.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately it already managed to get out into the wider internet waters as other authors picked it up. George R.R. Martin on Not A Blog (http://grrm.livejournal.com/) wrote about why he is against it and discussion there got pretty steamy too. I don't think any side will change their mind. And the wank will continue until everyone gets tired and goes back to their trenches.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
See, people keep saying things like 'heated' and 'steamy', and yet, as far as I can tell, it's all just sort of long-winded and non-vitriolic?

[identity profile] ellestra.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's because 'heated' and 'steamy' means something else in the of Martin's corner of fandom then in the Gabaldon's. I suppose that after reading the latter the former is almost boring. What's with using actual arguments and being respectful of other people's opinions.

Still it's reaching people who would never read/ where not aware of existence of Diane Gabaldon before so maybe removing the actual posts and surfing just on the new wave of interest will be beneficial for her. Now I wonder if creating wanks is going to be new viral marketing tool?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
But the thing is, the stuff at DG's was mostly polite, too! And some of it was very long-winded and boring!

About the only bits that weren't polite were the back-and-forthing with that Pamela twit, and the occasional "omg now I will never read your books!" comment.

[identity profile] ellestra.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
But isn't it always like that - perfectly boring discussion with occasional bouts of insanity? The craziness of the thread is measured by the frequency of the parts with name calling, Hitler comparisons and such.

[identity profile] fangirljen.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Laurell K Hamilton talked about it on her Facebook and John Scalzi talked about it in more detail on Whatever (http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/05/05/author-pokes-fanfic-hive-film-at-11/), his blog.

[identity profile] ellestra.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I personally like Scalzi's and Stross's stance best. I think that their rules are what all authors should live by. They know fanfiction is a sign that their work is moving people and that fighting internets is a waste of time and effort. They just want to make sure he won't suffer financially as they make their living from writing. No talk about raping children or something (seriously, if you did to your children what you do to your characters...)

[identity profile] blue-crow.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the Stranger blog totally had it. I was pleased I'd already heard about it, but...

[identity profile] samstareagle.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Me thinks somebody got a rather obvious STFU letter from their publisher...:P

[identity profile] annerbhp.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yet more evidence that she does not understand the internet or fandom. Who will explain the wonders of screencap to her? "Delete it and it will go away" is clearly the latest myth she is clinging to.

She really is the wank that keeps on giving, bless her.

[identity profile] bijoux.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Phew, I'm glad I was able to read that post and a bunch of those comments before they got deleted. It was kind of amazing to witness firsthand.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
DELETION MAKES WANK ULTRA TASTY.

[identity profile] fangirljen.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. Not only has she removed the blog posts in question, but she has also disabled comments. XD

She really has no idea how much she resembles some of the infamous fan wankers. Damn. We need more popcorn.
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[identity profile] miera-c.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
She's still using underscores to emphasize names, so clearly she's never left Web 1.0. Which still doesn't explain her lack of grasping screencaps.

[identity profile] scifiaddict86.livejournal.com 2010-05-10 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha maybe she realized that one good review doesn't make her god's greatest gift to sceince-fiction? Although her blog is very unintentionally funny, since apparently no one ever gave her the memo that using big words uneccessarily just makes you sound like a pompous ass not the paragon of intelligence she is presenting herself as.