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*hysterical laughter*
Er. So. There are these new spoilers for the end of the season....
So. The finalfive four are revealed to be:
Tigh.
Tyrol.
Tory.
Anders.
Excuse me while I dissolve into hysterical giggles.
So. The Cylons Have a Plan. But no one actually knows what it is. Because, logically, why would they station three sleeper agents on the Galactica, and also send in Doral AND Leoben, not to mention Baltar's headtrip?
Because Galactica is special.
Adama is a Cylon. Without his order, the battlestar would have gone into battle and been destroyed.
You see. The Cylons are really pan-dimensional beings who sometimes look like mice. And they decided that, since the last time they tried to run the program to discover the Question to the Ultimate Answer everything was botched so badly, they'd shortcut it. A little over two thousand years instead of ten thousand.
So they did it a bit bigger, for more effect--kinda like having more RAM when you want to run Photoshop, Paintshop and Winamp all at once. It's as big as a small universe, with lots of made-up history: Kobol, the exodus to Earth... Earth is, of course, real. Because the program isn't complete without that little backwater in the spiral arm--plus, they have to piss off the Vogons SOMEHOW.
They are, of course, really in debt to the Magratheans by now.
So. The final
Tigh.
Tyrol.
Tory.
Anders.
Excuse me while I dissolve into hysterical giggles.
So. The Cylons Have a Plan. But no one actually knows what it is. Because, logically, why would they station three sleeper agents on the Galactica, and also send in Doral AND Leoben, not to mention Baltar's headtrip?
Because Galactica is special.
Adama is a Cylon. Without his order, the battlestar would have gone into battle and been destroyed.
You see. The Cylons are really pan-dimensional beings who sometimes look like mice. And they decided that, since the last time they tried to run the program to discover the Question to the Ultimate Answer everything was botched so badly, they'd shortcut it. A little over two thousand years instead of ten thousand.
So they did it a bit bigger, for more effect--kinda like having more RAM when you want to run Photoshop, Paintshop and Winamp all at once. It's as big as a small universe, with lots of made-up history: Kobol, the exodus to Earth... Earth is, of course, real. Because the program isn't complete without that little backwater in the spiral arm--plus, they have to piss off the Vogons SOMEHOW.
They are, of course, really in debt to the Magratheans by now.
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The part I like quite a bit? Even in the spoiler (and I do think it's true), Anders and Co only THINK they're cylons. That don't make it so. And as
We're supposed to get some Sam/Tory action according to the spoiler, so maybe we'll get some more Trucco half nakedness yet.... *crosses fingers*
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See, I can't even talk coherently, because it's too hysterically amusing.
Naked is good.