*hysterical laughter*

[lyssie]

Er. So. There are these new spoilers for the end of the season....

So. The final five four are revealed to be:

Tigh.
Tyrol.
Tory.
Anders.

Excuse me while I dissolve into hysterical giggles.

So. The Cylons Have a Plan. But no one actually knows what it is. Because, logically, why would they station three sleeper agents on the Galactica, and also send in Doral AND Leoben, not to mention Baltar's headtrip?

Because Galactica is special.

Adama is a Cylon. Without his order, the battlestar would have gone into battle and been destroyed.

You see. The Cylons are really pan-dimensional beings who sometimes look like mice. And they decided that, since the last time they tried to run the program to discover the Question to the Ultimate Answer everything was botched so badly, they'd shortcut it. A little over two thousand years instead of ten thousand.

So they did it a bit bigger, for more effect--kinda like having more RAM when you want to run Photoshop, Paintshop and Winamp all at once. It's as big as a small universe, with lots of made-up history: Kobol, the exodus to Earth... Earth is, of course, real. Because the program isn't complete without that little backwater in the spiral arm--plus, they have to piss off the Vogons SOMEHOW.

They are, of course, really in debt to the Magratheans by now.

Comments

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I want this ending *way more* than anything Ron & Co. will dream up. :D

And possible final four, eh? Assuming the fifth is Kara? Well, this way Kara and Anders can have all this amazing cylon sex with glowy backs, right? Probably even COMMANDED BY GOD.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

It would be really hot. *completely distracted*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

And if you tell me Sam and Kara always did it missionary, I will point at them and ask you how it's even possible that they aren't going to have sex in every possible position they can try?

THEY ARE FLEXIBLE. There was totally against-the-wall, bent-over-a-table, up-against-her-viper sex. A lot. Sam knows she's not a cylon. Or, maybe he knows she is, but he finds it really kinda hot.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to suspect Trucco has a "no sex scene" clause in his contract, damn. (I want smoochies and groping and nakedness!)

Um. Yes, please.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Y'know, that'd be easy, for Kara. It's Kara getting Sam off that provides more logistical difficulties. Unless she's being a tease and making him face the wall, or something....

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes. *contemplates image for a while*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*neither confirms nor denies* Can I steal your beginning?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

They got drunk and picked them from a hat!

Anyway. Zak Adama was a cylon, so we've already had the "Adama is a cylon" thing covered. (aren't you supposed to be studying?)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Well, technically, it's the comicbook canon that says so (and he wasn't a full cylon, he was just a dead body they stole before he died and played with to make a new human-clone. OH, you wacky Cylon hybrids). But it still fits!

Unless Lee is a Cylon.

(AHA. Hrm.)

[scarfman]

Tie-in canon is a contradiction in terms.

(Tigh in cannon is a plot bunny.)

[samanthamarie88.livejournal.com]

Tigh being a Cylon just taints Ellen's death for me.

I've been figuring Sam as a Cylon for a while, with Kara being "special" and all. But the spoiler that gets me is that he and Tory have an affair. I was not amused. Somehow he goes from not believing Kara is dead to sleeping with Tory? WTF??

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

The Tory thing doesn't bug me. People do stupid shit when they're grieving--even if he refuses to believe she's dead. It will piss me off if we don't get any sort of setup, though (which, given the lack of setup this entire season...)

I am in denial. Kara can be dead, I don't care. But Sam is not a Cylon.

Although, MRV does bring up the good point that we can have multiple partners with multiple glowy bits...

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

hee! That would be great.

The part I like quite a bit? Even in the spoiler (and I do think it's true), Anders and Co only THINK they're cylons. That don't make it so. And as reneedy (I think) pointed out, it's awfully suspicious that it's the three leaders of the NC resistance plus someone else with strong ties to them. Perhaps they were tampered with and don't remember. I actually believe less that Sam is a cylon now than I did before the 'reveal'. Although maybe I'm just overthinking all this...

We're supposed to get some Sam/Tory action according to the spoiler, so maybe we'll get some more Trucco half nakedness yet.... *crosses fingers*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

See, I can't even talk coherently, because it's too hysterically amusing.

Naked is good.

[scarfman]

Hey, you missed a chance at universal alliteration! You could've announced that the final four are Tigh, Tyrol, Tory and Trucco.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I resisted. Yesssssss.

[pretty-fits.livejournal.com]

I'm not so keen on Tory and Anders getting together. Though they could have a cute nickname like T&A.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*chokes with laughter*

That is the BEST 'ship name EVER. Almost makes me want to craft icons. (now, if only they'd EVER MET ONSCREEN)

[pretty-fits.livejournal.com]

First thing that came to my head.=P

Post episode Katee interview (http://www.cortandfatboy.com/index.php?id=489)

Don't listen if you're in denial.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I am QUEEN of the Land of Denial.

[ellestra.livejournal.com]

You see. The Cylons are really pan-dimensional beings who sometimes look like mice. And they decided that, since the last time they tried to run the program to discover the Question to the Ultimate Answer everything was botched so badly, they'd shortcut it. A little over two thousand years instead of ten thousand.

So they did it a bit bigger, for more effect--kinda like having more RAM when you want to run Photoshop, Paintshop and Winamp all at once. It's as big as a small universe, with lots of made-up history: Kobol, the exodus to Earth... Earth is, of course, real. Because the program isn't complete without that little backwater in the spiral arm--plus, they have to piss off the Vogons SOMEHOW.

Networking - just like SETI programm running on many computers instead of one. And you managed to explain why the Colonies had to be destroyed - it's all the psychiatrists' fault. Now I await Kara's return with the 'WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE?' question.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*giggles* YES.

Deeefinitely waiting for it. Mwahahahaha.