*feeble stare*

[lyssie]

Can I please make a request?

Could someone other than me please write Sam/Jack smut that does NOT contain the following:
Sam crying.
Jack crying.
Either of them saying "I love you" as some omg! we R Luv! declaration.
Jack carrying Sam anywhere, unless she's tossed over his shoulder.
Either of them saying, "I don't deserve you."
Jack being loquacious and verbose and erudite.

Thank you.

Comments

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

omg u r eval troll what hates samnjack! bitch!!11!!

Lantis bunnies are biting hardest, but who knows what I'll end up writing today? ;)

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

I'll give it a go, but I'm pretty sure you want good fic. Still...

Jack being loquacious and verbose and erudite.


Yes, thank you!!! What the WTF is with that? I read these fics where all of a sudden, Jack develops Daniel-like communication skills and starts behaving like Dr. Phil. Which version of SG-1 are they watching?

It's 4:30am and I should really be asleep...

[bethos.livejournal.com]

Do you mind if it's kind of silly?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not possible. Sorry.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I would but... I only read smut. Can't write it without sounding like a 14 year old virgin. Which, coincidentally, is half right! How shocking. *sigh* But I so feel your pain.

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

I'm trying actually.

It's tons more fun writing it in character!
Can't understand at all why anyone would *want* to write them all romance novel style...

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't make requests like that, because now I'm tempted to write a fic that includes *all* of the above.

But then I'd have to burn myself at the stake, so maybe I won't.

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

How about Jack starts telling her he loves her, she punches him mid-sentence, gags him (to prevent any further declarations) and carries him over her shoulder up to her room, where she ties him up and keeps him as her sex slave. He of course doesn't resist, because he knows he deserves everything he gets.

Actually, wasn't that one of the stories nominated for the S/J awards? ;)

[morwen_peredhil]

I think you're asking the impossible.

[anr]

*pokes muse curiously*

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Jack carrying Sam anywhere, unless she's tossed over his shoulder.

*snickers at mental image*

"Sir?"

"Carter."

"My leg is fine. I keep telling you that." *pause* "You just wanted an excuse to grope my ass, didn't you?"

"Got a problem with that?"

*pause*

"Not really, no."

"Good."