*feeble stare*

[lyssie]

Can I please make a request?

Could someone other than me please write Sam/Jack smut that does NOT contain the following:
Sam crying.
Jack crying.
Either of them saying "I love you" as some omg! we R Luv! declaration.
Jack carrying Sam anywhere, unless she's tossed over his shoulder.
Either of them saying, "I don't deserve you."
Jack being loquacious and verbose and erudite.

Thank you.

Comments

[morwen_peredhil]

I think you're asking the impossible.