*feeble stare*
Can I please make a request?
Could someone other than me please write Sam/Jack smut that does NOT contain the following:
Sam crying.
Jack crying.
Either of them saying "I love you" as some omg! we R Luv! declaration.
Jack carrying Sam anywhere, unless she's tossed over his shoulder.
Either of them saying, "I don't deserve you."
Jack being loquacious and verbose and erudite.
Thank you.
Could someone other than me please write Sam/Jack smut that does NOT contain the following:
Sam crying.
Jack crying.
Either of them saying "I love you" as some omg! we R Luv! declaration.
Jack carrying Sam anywhere, unless she's tossed over his shoulder.
Either of them saying, "I don't deserve you."
Jack being loquacious and verbose and erudite.
Thank you.