*feeble stare*

[lyssie]

Can I please make a request?

Could someone other than me please write Sam/Jack smut that does NOT contain the following:
Sam crying.
Jack crying.
Either of them saying "I love you" as some omg! we R Luv! declaration.
Jack carrying Sam anywhere, unless she's tossed over his shoulder.
Either of them saying, "I don't deserve you."
Jack being loquacious and verbose and erudite.

Thank you.

Comments

[bethos.livejournal.com]

Do you mind if it's kind of silly?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Not at all. Hell, it doesn't even have to be porn, but... Ye gods. *tears at hair*

[bethos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm working on *something*. It may or may not be porn - I'm not that good at the porn parts - but it's certainly Sam/Jack and completely un ... gooey.