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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2006-12-15 10:10 pm

SFF: The Did I Forget This Thing Last Week? Edition

Doctor Who: ...Yeah. Kinda glad I stopped watching after Satan Pit.
BSG: Sam. Marry me. And bring your sweat and manliness and dirt, too.

No, really. If we perfect cloning, I want one of Sam. Steadfast, understanding, hot, hot, sweaty, manly, snarky, hot...

Er, right. Episode.

CHIEF used to dance around in his mom's prayer room naked with porn mags! OMG.

Cally is so going, "And this is why I married you. Heheh."

Honestly, if they had to steal a set from Stargate, at least they stole a nice one, with some pretty architectural cgi. I wonder if the algeae planet is named Dakara?

ON A SIDE NOTE: SPARKY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BLOW UP A SUN.

That's Sam Carter's job, and I don't see Amanda Tapping in the credits, do you? Unless she's the one who rescues downed Kara Thrace next time.

Kara Thrace is using Lee Adama for sex. BWAHAHAHAHAH. Oh, Kara. Given her behavior, her "bending the rules", I'm fairly certain that, no, this is NOT the first time she's slept around on Sam. She probably does it for the adrenaline rush (she's a pilot, after all--remember her flying of the raptor? Yeah. That was Starbuck).

Which brings me to Sam. Sam and his "I married Kara, that's my business." which kind of hurts, because it implies Sam married her with some assumption that she was emotionally-fucked and that she might stray on him. And while he's not (obviously) ok with it, he still loves her enough to still be there for her. When she comes back. Which she seems to have done.

Although, she's still having fun with Lee, for now.

I. just... Sam pretty much owned Lee in every fucking scene. Just, overwhelming him with logic and snark and "I know my wife way better than you do, dumbass" ness. *bows to Michael Trucco* (pleasecanIhaveone?)

And the scene. The one where Kara breaks up their argument? She doesn't stop it because, omg, Lee is right and Sam needs to shut up, she does it because Sam could break Lee. And she touches Sam. She's very physical with him, hands on his waist and meeting his eyes and... guh. I'm dead. I'm pretty sure they went and had angry sex that was not at all about making up, but was just about physical release and then Sam held her a little too long and she... ran off again.

I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE, however, that Kara is, apparently (despite the previous paragraph) not getting tail from either her husband OR her piece of ass on the side. Which... I pretty much wrote that fic last night, with Kara running off to Sam Carter for the physical release.

Dee! Yes. Dee. Because I was getting to her. She knows, too. And she's not happy, and I don't know what she's planning, but she's soldiering on with her marriage, because Lee hasn't asked for a divorce. And she's mean and is going to make HIM admit it was a mistake. (I wonder if they're still having sex?)

And then, Dee in command? hot. Really, mind-frakkingly, HOT. Kara's trying to make it personal, and Dee's all business, and, and. Shuts Kara down.

It's a thing of beauty, and I LOVE IT.

As for mom and Dad, I post the following conversation between A.j. and I.
[21:30] [livejournal.com profile] lyssie: And then they had that, "...Honey, what are you doing?" "...fixing the sink, dear." conversation right at the end.
[21:32] [livejournal.com profile] lyssie: Dad threatened to nuke the planet. The cylons called his bluff. It kinda went, "Admiral, what are you doing?" "Preparing to nuke the planet."
[21:42] [livejournal.com profile] lyssie: And Mom's like "...I want a professional plumber! Where the hell is Sam Anders and his Skillz at Kicking Cylon Ass?"
[21:42] [livejournal.com profile] familyarchives: Dad: "Hey! We managed just fine before he showed up!"
Mom: "Sure we did, dear."
[21:43] [livejournal.com profile] familyarchives: Dad: "You're humoring me, again aren't you?"
Mom: "Not at all, sweetie."
Dad: "You suck."
[21:45] [livejournal.com profile] familyarchives: Mom: "Not tonight unless you stop being stupid."
'
And then Caprica broke up with Baltar and D. Poor kids. And Leoben went, "...did anyone see Kara while on Galactica?"

Cavil didn't get to do airquotes. Poor baby.

Meanwhile, Dad found out about Hera, and told Helo and Athena, and, and. OH THE ANGST. Helo, you don't GET to tell Dad yours is worse. HIS SON IS STILL DEAD. And if he nukes the planet, so's his other one. And his daughter. And any CHANCE at grandkids, unless Dee gets back and is pregnant.

And, finally, MY GIRL JEAN.

Jean Barolay, Anders' second in command, and righteous babe who HATES Kara, but won't smack her down because Sam has said, "No touching my wife." Otherwise, Starbuck would be very bloody.

And don't tell me Jean wouldn't win. She's vicious, and survived both occupations.

[identity profile] samanthamarie88.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the icons. That's just what I needed. To return the favor, I'll be posting my wedding tattoo manifesto later tonight.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*dances with glee* I love you, man.