lyssie: (co-official batshit)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2006-12-15 10:10 pm

SFF: The Did I Forget This Thing Last Week? Edition

Doctor Who: ...Yeah. Kinda glad I stopped watching after Satan Pit.
BSG: Sam. Marry me. And bring your sweat and manliness and dirt, too.

No, really. If we perfect cloning, I want one of Sam. Steadfast, understanding, hot, hot, sweaty, manly, snarky, hot...

Er, right. Episode.

CHIEF used to dance around in his mom's prayer room naked with porn mags! OMG.

Cally is so going, "And this is why I married you. Heheh."

Honestly, if they had to steal a set from Stargate, at least they stole a nice one, with some pretty architectural cgi. I wonder if the algeae planet is named Dakara?

ON A SIDE NOTE: SPARKY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BLOW UP A SUN.

That's Sam Carter's job, and I don't see Amanda Tapping in the credits, do you? Unless she's the one who rescues downed Kara Thrace next time.

Kara Thrace is using Lee Adama for sex. BWAHAHAHAHAH. Oh, Kara. Given her behavior, her "bending the rules", I'm fairly certain that, no, this is NOT the first time she's slept around on Sam. She probably does it for the adrenaline rush (she's a pilot, after all--remember her flying of the raptor? Yeah. That was Starbuck).

Which brings me to Sam. Sam and his "I married Kara, that's my business." which kind of hurts, because it implies Sam married her with some assumption that she was emotionally-fucked and that she might stray on him. And while he's not (obviously) ok with it, he still loves her enough to still be there for her. When she comes back. Which she seems to have done.

Although, she's still having fun with Lee, for now.

I. just... Sam pretty much owned Lee in every fucking scene. Just, overwhelming him with logic and snark and "I know my wife way better than you do, dumbass" ness. *bows to Michael Trucco* (pleasecanIhaveone?)

And the scene. The one where Kara breaks up their argument? She doesn't stop it because, omg, Lee is right and Sam needs to shut up, she does it because Sam could break Lee. And she touches Sam. She's very physical with him, hands on his waist and meeting his eyes and... guh. I'm dead. I'm pretty sure they went and had angry sex that was not at all about making up, but was just about physical release and then Sam held her a little too long and she... ran off again.

I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE, however, that Kara is, apparently (despite the previous paragraph) not getting tail from either her husband OR her piece of ass on the side. Which... I pretty much wrote that fic last night, with Kara running off to Sam Carter for the physical release.

Dee! Yes. Dee. Because I was getting to her. She knows, too. And she's not happy, and I don't know what she's planning, but she's soldiering on with her marriage, because Lee hasn't asked for a divorce. And she's mean and is going to make HIM admit it was a mistake. (I wonder if they're still having sex?)

And then, Dee in command? hot. Really, mind-frakkingly, HOT. Kara's trying to make it personal, and Dee's all business, and, and. Shuts Kara down.

It's a thing of beauty, and I LOVE IT.

As for mom and Dad, I post the following conversation between A.j. and I.
[21:30] [livejournal.com profile] lyssie: And then they had that, "...Honey, what are you doing?" "...fixing the sink, dear." conversation right at the end.
[21:32] [livejournal.com profile] lyssie: Dad threatened to nuke the planet. The cylons called his bluff. It kinda went, "Admiral, what are you doing?" "Preparing to nuke the planet."
[21:42] [livejournal.com profile] lyssie: And Mom's like "...I want a professional plumber! Where the hell is Sam Anders and his Skillz at Kicking Cylon Ass?"
[21:42] [livejournal.com profile] familyarchives: Dad: "Hey! We managed just fine before he showed up!"
Mom: "Sure we did, dear."
[21:43] [livejournal.com profile] familyarchives: Dad: "You're humoring me, again aren't you?"
Mom: "Not at all, sweetie."
Dad: "You suck."
[21:45] [livejournal.com profile] familyarchives: Mom: "Not tonight unless you stop being stupid."
'
And then Caprica broke up with Baltar and D. Poor kids. And Leoben went, "...did anyone see Kara while on Galactica?"

Cavil didn't get to do airquotes. Poor baby.

Meanwhile, Dad found out about Hera, and told Helo and Athena, and, and. OH THE ANGST. Helo, you don't GET to tell Dad yours is worse. HIS SON IS STILL DEAD. And if he nukes the planet, so's his other one. And his daughter. And any CHANCE at grandkids, unless Dee gets back and is pregnant.

And, finally, MY GIRL JEAN.

Jean Barolay, Anders' second in command, and righteous babe who HATES Kara, but won't smack her down because Sam has said, "No touching my wife." Otherwise, Starbuck would be very bloody.

And don't tell me Jean wouldn't win. She's vicious, and survived both occupations.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam is a beautiful male animal and I'd really like one. Sigh.

Everyone was quite lovely this whole episode, and Sam being taller than Lee makes me laughs hysterically, in some ways.

Of course they will! It's mom and dad and they argue, but they always get back together. *g*

[identity profile] samanthamarie88.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a Sam clone too. No man should be that beautiful all covered in dirt and sweat. My love and lust for Sam knows no bounds. I just loved how he towered over Lee. It took me back to the drunken bunkroom scene in LDYB2. You so know that when Lee first saw Sam he felt woefully inadequate.

Lee playing the "I've known her and loved her longer than you" card just made me laugh, especially when Sam got in his face to remind Lee once again that Kara married him, not Lee. I die of squee every time I hear Sam refer to Kara as "my wife".

Was it just me or did Kara call Sam "honey" when she stepped in to calm him down? Also loved the look that Jean shot at Kara after Sam's "I wouldn't want to come between you and your Major" line. If there wasn't a "don't touch Kara" clause, Jean would have ripped her apart.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I, just. Seriously. That was a very lovely lovely episode. Sweatyhotdirty Sam, sweatyhotInCharge Dee, Jean being pissy and sweaty and dirty... Yes. Yes I do have a fixation for hot people getting dirty.

Lee is so short!

Sam was like, "YOU DON'T GET TO KEEP HER BITCH." It was very happy-making.

She... did not. Though she could have. (I watched it a few times just now, to check). She says, "Hey, hey, hey, hey." And there's a pause because she latches onto his waist and there's this whole eye-fuckage conversation going on, and she makes this little noise like "shit. Still horny, and husband is hot."

And then she backs Lee up, because he's the military. Not because he's her current fucktoy. (although that's part of it--though it's more because them beating each other up--with Sam winning--isn't conducive to their mission).

And, yes. Kara is damned lucky Sam's laid down the "don't touch Kara" rule. Because Jean was about ready to rip her balls off.

[identity profile] circe.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Word!

But yeah I am an total agreement (as usual) with your assessment.

My breakdown since my mind is only on one thing this morning
Sam = hot sweaty dirty non-emo Not!Lee
Chief = naked pron, just begging for a deleted flashback scene or just some fic
I have new love for Tyrol
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
YES.

Also.

Jean. Jean is hot and sweaty and dirty and rolling her eyes at Sam, WHO IS AN IDIOT.

[identity profile] zahdahe.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Lyssie you are so drooling. Ask them to make a Hot Sam and Dee show just for you. I know I'm going to watch it.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes I am. Jean has to be there, too. And Kara, because hotdirtysweaty Kara, just fresh from her raptor run pouncing on hotdirtysweaty Sam is much more fun.

Then Helo and Athena wander out from their tent, and it's the Kara and Helo Caprica Road Show Redux, but with added Hotness.

[identity profile] circe.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And there should be mocking thrown in for good measure
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
There is ALWAYS mocking.

*screencaps*

Dude. Sam is pissed at her.

And so is Jean.

[identity profile] pretty-fits.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Lee and Kara don't deserve their spouses. Also Kara's refusal to get divorced because she made a vow to Gods is stupid. Hello, each time you frak Lee you're basically spitting in their faces, Hon!

Sam was hot(as usual) with his attitude, "You can't stop me, bitch." Also love how he's a giant over Lee. Try to take that on.

Dee is great as well. Not letting Kara bring her down, and showing she don't a frak about her opinion. Shut her down!

And Jean's look was great. I can imagine her thinking, "Does Jean have to choke a bitch?"

Also poor Caprica, she got shafted.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Jean reallyreally wants to. And the only reason she doesn't is because she respects Sam,(damnit, why don't they let her talk? I wanna see the conversation where she says, "She pulls shit and I'm kicking her ass, Sam." and he says, "No." DAMNIT).

They don't. And I think they could deserve them, if they both put aside they're stupid and went, "I want my marriage to work." 'Cause, gotta tell the both of them, if they got married? They'd have the same problems. I'm disturbed that Lee thinks Kara would be faithful to him, 'cause, um, no. And Lee would have a hell of a lot harder time dealing with it.

Sigh. I want to shake Caprica. I think she got shafted into believing head!Gaius was real, and he isn't. He's as much a figment as head!Six is. She's learning this the hard way (HAHAHAH. Maybe she and Sam could hook up. 'cause, um, he'd respect her, and she'd enjoy the fact that if he loved her, well, he'd LOVE HER. And not frak other women on the side).

I want Sam to call Lee's bluff. 'Cause, Lee? NOT HIS DADDY. I don't believe for one second that Lee Adama will have a marine shoot Sam Anders. Not if he wants to live, anyway.

[identity profile] samanthamarie88.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Does Jean have to choke a bitch?"

Can I have that on a Tshirt please? Or at least an icon?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Lemme see if I can get a better 'cap of her glare.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Arg. The problem is, she's moving, the camera's moving, and the guy behind her is moving. I may have to just abuse the gorgeous still from the episode for her glare...

But I did get this:

Image
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ne'er mind. Found a better one...

Image

[identity profile] pretty-fits.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Lee pulling the marine on Sam didn't make sense to me. Either way Sam wouldn't be able to defend the position . At least Sam could be off rescuing Kara, instead of being incapacitated. Also it would be a waste of a bullet that could be used shoot a Cylon.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Lee is not his daddy. I don't believe for one second he'd have her shoot Sam (she'd do it, because my marine sergeant girlfriend is hardcore, but she'd need an order, first). Dad? Dad would shoot Sam.

[identity profile] pretty-fits.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Snagging both those Jean icons.=)

[identity profile] samanthamarie88.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the icons. That's just what I needed. To return the favor, I'll be posting my wedding tattoo manifesto later tonight.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-12-16 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*dances with glee* I love you, man.